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freakay.. 👅👅👅👅👅

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cant believe i painted my nails pepto bismol pink . this is what i get for drinking milk 😔

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(image description: an author’s end notes. It reads: “fun fact: reading this aloud to my then-partner made them break up with me /srs. so uh. behold the power of writing, i guess?” end ID)

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Hey do y'all remember several years ago when we were all freaking out about net neutrality being overturned? Well despite net neutrality's win in 2024, a federal court just overturned it.

For those who aren't aware, net neutrality is the simple principle that companies like Verizon and Comcast should treat all web traffic equally – not pick and choose based on who is willing to pay more or who they like best. Big Tech companies obviously don’t like that – which is why they spent millions lobbying against it over the years.

Now, these megacorporations will be able to seize control back over our Internet. The likely result? Throttled access to streaming services, monopolistic pricing that cuts out competition, and a slower, walled off, and less free Internet for all of us.

And unfortunately, rulings like this will only get more common now that the Supreme Court has overturned the “Chevron deference” – giving judges, rather than qualified public servants, a blank check to toss out protections like net neutrality, environmental safeguards, or food safety standards.

When Trump’s FCC repealed net neutrality back in 2017, they gave big corporations total control over our Internet – putting free and open access at risk.

Internet providers responded by exploiting their newfound power to speed up certain websites, and slow down – or even block – others. They failed to provide crucial Internet infrastructure in rural areas, low-income communities, and communities of color. They even slashed firefighters’ Internet access during severe wildfires.

But over 126,000 people spoke out and we were able to reinstate net neutrality – until now.

The time has come again to take action: please sign this petition from Common Cause so we can reinstate net neutrality.

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i keep seeing your posts screenshotted on Instagram. stay in your lane

This post goes on instagram. Hello instagram.

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Give. Us. The. Recipe.

for what. saphs not giving u the walnut cake recipe, but ill gladly hand over the green cake recipe bc its not a family secret

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so my eyes are dry as fuck, and as such, i cannot wear my contacts. but the issue with my glasses is that my eyelashes quite literally keep hit my glasses and keep breaking off into my eyes. so as a result i have to wear them sexy secretary bayonetta style. some can pull this off. i cannot. i now just cannot see and i look like a dumbass. 😔

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Give. Us. The. Recipe.

for what. saphs not giving u the walnut cake recipe, but ill gladly hand over the green cake recipe bc its not a family secret

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A tourist murders my sister, steals her shoes, and accepts a mission from my political rivals to literally murder me? And I’m the villain???

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my sister's baby shower has a "suggestion box"

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early homo sapiens b like help i cant stop making bowls . help i cant stop domesticating plants and animals. help i cant stop developing language and architecture and religion

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having a king bed sounds scary what if you try to put the fitted sheet on and get lost in there and die like a caver

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not gonna lie, when i saw that a cybertruck had exploded i legit didn't realize it was some sort of premeditated thing, i just thought it was just another extreme flaw in it's design. i had no idea fireworks were involved, i honest to god thought it just did that on its own

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I’m going to make your p-value 40