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Doge VS Door Spring

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A unicorn existing seems much more plausible than a giraffe. The beautiful stallion with a horn, or the leopard-moose-camel with a 40 foot neck.

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feelin good after a brush 🐶👌

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drink some water you beautiful and capable but dehydrated bitch

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Lost In Space 🌌

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Naps and listening to the rain

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i need kisses and attention and alcohol

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“In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they’re still beautiful.”

— Alice Walker (via landscape-photo-graphy)

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The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical

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Do you have a girlfriend?

Sorry I’m getting back to this so late! Life has been a jumbled mess the past few weeks. I also haven’t really gotten on tumblr a whole lot the past few months. I actually do have a girlfriend! Almost to 11 months, her name is Jennifer. We knew each other in elementary and middle school, I moved, then ran into each other freshman year of college. I haven’t been this genuinely happy in a very long time. She’s more intelligent than I could ever hope to be, she’s hilarious, beyond sweet and caring, and she makes me feel priceless. I have never had someone build me up like she does. We’ve had our ups and downs but she has continued to be by my side through personal crap that we have both been through this year and throughout our years of knowing each other. Her smile makes the world around me stop, all of the stars in my sky reside in her eyes. Her laugh is a sweet symphony that makes you feel warm inside. She is without a doubt my favorite person in the world. I don’t deserve her, I am so incredibly lucky.

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Reading a book is actually insane when you break it down. You stare at marked slices of tree for hours on end, hallucinating vividly

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Potatoes are the party vegetable. They get baked, fried, and are the main ingredient in some vodkas

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That moment between birth and death is so awkward.

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