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I’ll take your bad driver Steve rogers headcannons and raise bad driver Steve rogers who knows he’s a bad driver and doesn’t care
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Bucky: According to some old myths, birthmarks show where you got killed in your past life.
Scott: I have birthmarks on both sides of my head. I think I was speared.
Sam: Nope, you were shot. When your leader says “Duck!” you do not respond with “Where?!”
Scott: Man, I hope I got to see the duck before I died.
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Friendly reminder Steve Rogers is one of the youngest Avengers out of the group.
Friendly reminder that Steve Rogers was only 21 when he went through the super soldier experimentation.
Friendly reminder that when Steve Rogers was awoken in the modern century, for him it had only been a few weeks since he had lost Bucky.
Friendly reminder that Steve Rogers is only in his mid-twenties and still does everything he can to take care of those around him.
Friendly reminder that Steve Rogers has PTSD and severe depression, as shown in several of the movies and comics per his suicidal tendencies.
Friendly reminder that almost everyone Steve Rogers knew in 1943 was dead when he woke up, and he was faced with the ideal that he had outlived everyone he loved.
Friendly reminder that Steve Rogers still needs to make mistakes and be selfish, and still deserves to be loved and cherished. He isn’t like Iron Man or Hawkeye, he’s not lived any sort of life only battle and carnage. He deserves to have someone look after him everyone once and awhile.
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Mohammed has been verified. I know there are so many Palestinians in need and it is hard to choose but I wanted to share in the hope that some might choose him.
From the Gofundme page -
“Mohammed's Story: A Gazan's Journey Through War and Loss.
My name is Mohammed, a 23-year-old young man from the heart of Gaza, Khan Yunis. My story is one of resilience, loss, and a burning hope for the future.
The war ripped through our lives with a ferocity that left scars on our hearts and our city. We were forced to flee our homes, seeking refuge from the relentless bombing that turned our once vibrant streets into a landscape of dust and debris. The "Al-Arous Ice Cream Factory," a familiar landmark and a source of joy, was reduced to rubble, a symbol of the devastation that engulfed us…”
I didn't set this up - I'm just trying to help.
https://gofund.me/21042c5b
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feed the local birds - ideally corvids, but pigeons will do just fine, seagulls if you are brave and fear nothing. Choose seeds, or something else that's non-perishable but healthy for birds.
get them accustomed to your presence, feed them at different times in a handful of different locations that you rotate between, so they learn to associate the feeding with you, specifically, and not the time and place that you are in. Always keep the feed in your pockets just in case.
teach them a specific word you'll call out as loudly as possible whenever you're about to distribute the food.
that specific word is ATTACK!
if you ever feel threatened by another person while walking down the street, you can just yell out ATTACK! at the top of your lungs.
ideally, the threat has no idea that this is the birds' cue for Food Person Is About To Distribute Food, and is scared shitless by the sight of a flock of wild birds swooping in at your call, and flees.
if this does not work, there is a very low, but above zero possibility of the birds seeing that their usual feeding routine has been interrupted by someone bothering The Food Person, and actually do start swooping at this inconvenience so that they can have their meal.
in either case, feed the birds as reward and payment for their work.
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fear tactic bird guard.
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Okay Minnie that gif of Sebastian twirling is just waaaay too tempting! That's totally how Bucky asks Steve to dance with him isn't it?
Oh, absolutely yes! 🩷🩷 Aaaahh can you imagine it? Bucky twirling for Steve, holding out his hand to him as he asks him to dance 🥹 And Steve, still unable to believe that this gorgeous, sexy, silly charming man is really his, stumbling over his own feet not because he can't dance (the serum fixed his two left feet), but because even after all these years, he's just still so smitten and dazzled by Bucky and the way Bucky effortlessly spins them across the floor while looking deeply into Steve's eyes, making him feel like he's the only person in the world worth looking at (and to Bucky, he is) 😭💘
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Holy shit. I never got the appeal before but omg age looks good on this man!
CHRIS PINE for Esquire Magazine (2023)
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I love mixed metaphors? that horse has sailed. don’t pick your battles before they hatch. let sleeping dogs out of the bag.
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If by normal you mean unhinged and obsessed then yes me too
I’m so normal about this
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I know I'm anti Endgame but
The fact that 2012 Steve was trying to kill current Steve because he thought it was Loki but immediately stopped when hearing Bucky's name 😕
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Hey :) you’ve got to be fucking kidding me :)
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