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Concept: a villain whose heart isn't really in it anymore, but still puts on a show so the hero doesn't think they've wasted their time.

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Concept: a meeting or dinner scene with a table that gets longer every time the camera cuts to a wide shot.

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Concept: someone has to parallel park, but it’s done like the docking scene from Interstellar, music and all.

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Concept: a love confession goes so horribly wrong that the confessor decides to mug the other person just to have an excuse to leave.

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Concept: A chase scene, but everybody is on swan pedalos.

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At this point, I'm just waiting to start acting erratically, only to look up and see a green plumbob over my head.

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I love telling people about the time I almost killed a postman accidentally, because I describe it exactly like that and I have to tell people “don’t worry, it’s funny”, which puts them slightly at ease. And then I start off with “So, I have this sword”, and they’re immediately no longer at ease.

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So, y’all wanna see something I made because I heard it in my dream and I found it so funny I actually woke up?

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Words cannot convey the emotion I felt upon reading the official gender-swapped version of Twilight, only to find out that I had accidentally given myself the same name as the female Edward. Like, the uncommon spelling and all.

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Recently, while I've been shopping, subconsciously aware that the country of my birth is just collapsing, I've been dealing with the curse of having the Jackson 5's "I Want You Back" stuck on a loop in my head, and honestly? When that happens it feels like the opening credits to a film.

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The fact that crocodiles are more closely related to birds than most other reptiles is really just messing me up right now. Like huh, taxonomy really is useless.

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i consider it a true tragedy and failure that we, as a human race, have let lavish masquerade balls go out of fashion

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A selection of my best quotes from a server I’m on.

Alternative title: “Proof that interaction on the internet unleashes a far more chaotic and unrestrained side of my personality.”

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our server tried to do the minecraft song and yEA

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Been using Tinder for 18 hours now

Here be my findings:

1. Not the best place for an mtf wlw, but where is.

2. Most wlws really do not like making the first move.

3. I might actually be attractive?

4. Leather jacket-jeans combo is a big wlw mood.

5. Girls really be out here all hot and cute!

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I just think it’s really interesting that once I became more visibly Jewish- wearing a tichel or kippah on a daily basis, wearing my hamsa, learning Yiddish- I was immediately faced with (misdirected) transmisogyny- being called transmisogynistic specific slurs, being followed and harrassed off buses, being followed and watched in women’s bathrooms, etc.

It goes to show that transmisogynists and terfs base their ideas on what womanhood is on a white, European, racist, antisemetic, patriarchal caricature of womanhood, and not actual womanhood, which is intrisic to each women, normal or cis.

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this is a fucking issue

Boys are beautiful

boys are amazing

boys are strong

boys are great

they are NOT gross

they are NOT the worst 

they are NOT stupid 

they are so fucking capable. 

There are trans boys. There are nerodivergent boys. there are poc boys and lgbt boys and there are tall boys and short boys and chubby boys and thin boys, dorky boys and macho boys and boys who like dresses and boys who dont. There’s so many different types of boys and they ALL deserve love and ALL deserve to feel safe and welcome here. yes, even the cishet white boys. judge the boys by their personality, not their gender. As a nerodivergent trans boy. This hurts me. i understand women need the confidence boost but men do as well.

PLEASE reblog this if you believe boys deserve just as much love as girls do. ESPECIALLY if you yourself are a girl.