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i just realized this is funny every month of the year actually

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Siffrin the silly alchemist 🧪✨ Based on dialogue with Odile x3c

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mushy you know those boobs aren't big

pawn tiddies

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What if I drew a pawn with boobs and called that my TADC OC what then huh

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The Amazing Digital COMIC #38-The Only Good Thing

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mushy you know those boobs aren't big

pawn tiddies

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someone tagged the werewolf cafe post with this and yeah. werewolf cafe where the customers become free use the minute they make a purchase there. werewolf grabbing some cute boy’s collar and slamming their head into the counter like “what kind of milk do you want in that, slut, you’re holding up the line”

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they examined my brauin. and inside of it they found nya and nothing else

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not to be a monsterfucker or anything but waking up next to a werewolf would be a healing experience. struggling gently to get out of bed and deciding to take ten more minutes since i can't get out from under her. burying my face in her fur and breathing in her smell of musk and pine smoke. getting drenched in sleepy kisses when she wakes up from my struggling. feeling her rock-solid cock twitch and drip against my bare thigh as i kiss her nose and spread my legs i mean what um i huh i didn't say that

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i think trans girls deserve to get their asses absolutely gaped open by various creatures

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dragons that take a while to fuck tbh. sure they fuck fast and hard but it's gonna be like a half hour of a beast three times your size and ten times your weight pounding you senseless. you're gonna cum a dozen times before it does. your legs will go entirely numb to the point where its cocks buried in you are the only thing holding you off the ground. you may even try to wriggle away, which will only earn you a tighter grip and a possessive bite to the neck as your new mate makes sure you're thoroughly bred

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predictions for episode 3's Wild Card based on the crazy foreshadowing that the CCs have done:

-all mobs are giant

-inverted gravity

-water/lava rising

-random bodyswaps

-inverted controls

-everyone is the boogeyman

-the wild card is actually tiny and inconsequential, but they all go crazy trying to figure it out while grian laughs the whole time

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chat is it over for me?

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a silly post MD ep8- V would absolutely tease Uzi for calling her hot in the finale

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really big quadruped werewolf trotting around doing their silly little wolf errands. their human is hanging from a leather sling around their body, hoisted up under their belly and cockwarming them

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"until"?, "until"! I only want to date a werewolf more now!

everyone wants to date a werewolf until you realize

you will have no privacy ever. the term velcro dog exists for a reason and your loving 7 foot tall mass of muscles and sharp points will literally be pressed into your side constantly

everything you own is getting covered in fur and musk. literally every single thing. the fuckers shed

have fun getting slobbered on. the drool gets fucking everywhere and they will absolutely drown you in kisses if you let them (and really even if you don’t). washing it off does not help because the minute you get out of the shower they will do it again

also that will be every single morning. you will wake up pinned to the bed with a massive wet tongue all over your face and neck. if you open your mouth to groan congrats you’re getting made out with now

your hips never stop being sore. if you know you know. they have crazy drives

fucking scent marking

you will get asked every single meal if they can lick your plate clean. no matter how many times you answer they will ask again. they will do it in public.

they’re literally so warm - nice in the winter horrible in the summer because you will get snuggled every single night. you will have no choice in the matter. sleeping nude will help and their fur is very soft but also you will still wake up drenched in sweat every morning. which they will lick off you

the single best foreplay for them is just you running away from them. this also means every time you run anywhere they get insanely worked up over it. when they catch you and you struggle because now is not the time? that will make it worse

they will always be nude while shifted - no one makes clothes in their size. if they have trouble controlling it they just barely wear clothes even while human so they don’t tear them shifting. good luck having guests over

play biting. holy shit. they are stronger than you think and having to explain the bite marks all over you to the doctor is embarrassing as hell

sometimes you just want to have sex without getting torn in half. you can definitely fuck their human form too until they get so excited they lose control of the shift and then you get spontaneously knotted from the inside

good luck when mating season hits. no, really. good luck. you’re gonna need it

late addition: the fucking noise they make while drinking water. which you will hear 24/7. immediately before they drench you in kisses (see above) and soak you in cold water because now everything in their mouth is wet