timeless-newt
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it is very hard to type with one hand I will reblogs from the king of nothing
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timeless-newt · 1 day ago
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this you?
(a bug on switch that lets you bump into newt and let him float, only non-host can do this i think, no mods)
...yes. unfortunately.
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timeless-newt · 10 days ago
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I can hear you really well.
heyy Olm, what red cauldron do you have today...?
Unstable Tesla Coil
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timeless-newt · 10 days ago
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why are there shrines of you?? Are you worshipped, did you make them yourself? Did Mithrix make them???
I do not know. All I know is of my past and what I can do. I do not know who made them.
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timeless-newt · 10 days ago
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Ah.
heyy Olm, what red cauldron do you have today...?
Unstable Tesla Coil
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timeless-newt · 10 days ago
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heyy Olm, what red cauldron do you have today...?
Unstable Tesla Coil
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timeless-newt · 11 days ago
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Newttttt can I nudge you out the shopppppp
No.
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timeless-newt · 11 days ago
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I am not a "Cat"
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timeless-newt · 15 days ago
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bartender. I have recovered and increased my fortitude by ingesting the deadliest of poisons and most terrible of home cooking.
I once again request your strongest drink. put it on my tab.
I'm not a bartender.
What the hell is a "tab"
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timeless-newt · 15 days ago
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I would give some snarky remark or something of the sort, but I must agree with Aurelionite.
The feeling is mutual, and it's not a feeling I enjoy.
- @bulwark-of-the-weak
Good. You shouldn't enjoy it.
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timeless-newt · 16 days ago
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The feeling is mutual, you abhorrent amphibian.
@gilded-gaia
Good to know.
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timeless-newt · 16 days ago
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Stone Flux pauldrons. And you're welcome.
Hey it's that family ask anon again
Excluding means not including Mithrix, cause you clearly don't have anything against him, I meant like, Providence, False Son and Aurelionite.
Ah. Yes.
Providence. Why would I like him.
False son could be worse. Gives me coin.
Aurelionite. Her. I cannot stand her. But she is strong. I do think she could be stronger than the brothers.
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timeless-newt · 16 days ago
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Hey it's that family ask anon again
Excluding means not including Mithrix, cause you clearly don't have anything against him, I meant like, Providence, False Son and Aurelionite.
Ah. Yes.
Providence. Why would I like him.
False son could be worse. Gives me coin.
Aurelionite. Her. I cannot stand her. But she is strong. I do think she could be stronger than the brothers.
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timeless-newt · 16 days ago
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I believe that is just the plant and it cannot walk.
...I am going to give it a corpsebloom.
With these beads I pledge fealty to you.
@rexs-plant
At least one of you is capable of making the right decision. Your acceptance has been noted, and you have a place to hide if you need it. You know what to do.
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timeless-newt · 22 days ago
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Do you just have something against that entire family, excluding Mithrix?
What..? Why would I have something against the one who made all that I sell?
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timeless-newt · 22 days ago
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You are nonsense.
Obliterate.
Are you a gummy?
What is a "gummy"?
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timeless-newt · 22 days ago
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What the fuck is a blue raspberry.
Are you a gummy?
What is a "gummy"?
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timeless-newt · 22 days ago
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I am not a "gummy"
Are you a gummy?
What is a "gummy"?
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