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*Hands Navy a slightly soggy pigeon with serious expression then scurries off*

Navy holds the pigeon gently and awkwardly on his hands, blinking twice.

[Wait— what am i supposed to do with this-??]

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Lush wake up.

Lush doesnt respond, staying perfectly still on the couch.

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FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

[I dont know who you're talking to but none of us here wants to fight anyone, okay.]

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BRISKETTTTTTT

{Brisket?}

[A brisket is a cut of mea—]

{No no, I know what it is-}

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Ion feel like it☺️

Velvet grits his teeth, anger visibly forming.

[Just leave them alone, it's pointless. We have bigger issues.]

{..fine. whatever.}

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No

{?? Seriously?! You threw a table at him! An apology is the least you could do!}

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Oops..

{Yeah. Oops. Are you gonna apologize?}

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someone call a trusted friend to help the man out he's out of it!!

{We're already here, I dont think we need anyone else—}

[He'll be fine. Atleast he's asleep now, right? It's not like he can die.]

{Ugh... yeah, but still! He's been hurt too much from the past hours.}

[.. yeah you're right.]

[But I say we leave him alone to rest. Is he staying on the couch?]

{I don't wanna carry him. Yeah, he's staying there.}

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Hey lush did i ever tell yu abt the time i was in 5th grrafe an was almost out in handcuffs???!!! (True story)

Whats ur thoughts!! *grabs a table and throws*☺️☺️☺️☺️

[what]

(uhmm, no.?)

(i dont have anyyy thoughts abo-) he didnt see the table being thrown at him and gets knocked out.

{OH MY GOD, LUSH!!}

[Seriously ?!?! ugh, i don't have time for this.]

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He stole money from someone (the red one) lol

{Whew, hey guys I'm back with some water!}

[Finally.]

(Heyy Vell!)

{.. something's missing.}

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*Screams*

DEHAYSHHSS

(I CANT HEAR YOU!)

[Ugh- Dont shout!]

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Hey Lush, is your eye feeling any better or are you still seeing things?

(Uhmm. I can still see.?)

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Hes drunk its not gunna be easy NAVY

Navy takes a deep breath and exhales.

[Yeah, you're right. I apologize.]

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Lush i have some questions 4 yu😃

How do yu spell "lullaby"

What color is a carrot

Andddd!!! Last but not least..

fuck yu.

[These are stupidly easy questions.]

(Uhm. L- wait uh. L-A-L-A-B-I ????)

[You can't be serious.]

(And uh. Red.)

Navy sighs.

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Hey lush uhmmm yu should totally drive a car!1!1!1!1!1!1!

(A car?)

[haha ABSOLUTELY NOT.]

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Bro what the fuck is this🤨🤨

Goodluck navy😋

["Goodluck"?? I'm not in danger.]

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I may have been the one who gave them alcohol....sorry not sorry! 🙂

{Oh. Well that makes way more sense.}

[Doesn't change the fact that he's drunk.]

(Aughhh... why are you bleeding.)

[... I'm not.]

{I'll grab some water.} Velvet walks away to the kitchen

[Wait you're leaving me with him?!]