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human: *is heating up food*

alien: why are you doing that?

human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency

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“I’m not for everyone. I’m barely for me.”

— Marc Maron (via neiljostv)

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Still, it was a great honor.

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give the next star trek film to taika waititi

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The feline equivalent of a healer facing off solo against a tank. 

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they’re called sneakers!!! do you get it?

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i have a question for you: what’s one (1) thing you dislike about pride and prejudice (2005)?

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Four roommates are extraterrestrials who have taken human form in the hopes of learning about Earth’s culture. Unfortunately, each alien is from a different planet and believes the other three are normal humans.

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More people need to read the Thursday Next books.

The first one is The Eyre Affair.

It’s set in an alternate version of Earth where literature is taken very seriously, time travel is normal, ducks are extinct, werewolves, vampires, and demons lurk in the dark places, genetic clones and mutations are common place, a massive multi-national corperation controls almost everything, and a sect of the police known as the SpecOps, split into over 30 divisions(if I remember correctly), keep the streets safe.

The main protagonist is a badass literary detective known as Thursday Next. Her father is an ex-ChronoGuard agent who was erased from existance but managed to survive due to his prowess as a time traveller. Her mother seems to be your typical middle-aged widow. Her uncle Mycroft is a genius inventor 

You like puns? They’ve got puns.

You like satire? They’ve got satire.

You like classic literature jokes? Then hang on to your socks, because the Thursday Next series has got them in droves.

And I’m not even done talking about the first book of this seven book long and running series.

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Ok this exchange between John and Kelly on instagram is the cutest???

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Give The Child The Hand of The Beans

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this is the bouncy lin it only appears once in every 600 memes reblog in 10 seconds for 5 years of good luck and 15 years of bounciness

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Has anyone noticed that July, August, September, October, and November’s initials spell the name Jason?

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“I’m above you, but I still love you,” raps Mr. Darcy. “If the whole world besides the two of us died,  I’d side with extinction over being your bride,” Elizabeth Bennet later retorts.

Here’s the video. The P&P bit starts at around 6:30, but the others are great too.

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Happy Holidays..

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Space, The Final Frontier.