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it has not been 3 years since i posted i refuse to believe what i'm seeing

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Transparent Citadel of Ricks for all your transparent Citadel needs! (I didn’t think I would need this either, but here we are.)

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which  rage  language  are  you?

your result: the regina george

someone hurts you or pisses you off, and you don't do anything. at first. but you hold that feeling of rage in your chest for weeks after the fact, acting nice but silently hating their guts, pretending like all is forgiven until you can ruin their life and hurt them the way they hurt you. it's calculated. but when you've executed your revenge, will you be satisfied?

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COLLECTION POST OF HEADCANONS.

01. morty’s whole mission to prove himself strives from his vengeance towards his original rick who fucked up his dimension and then bailed. murdering all those ricks in seemingly random order and putting them in the least to most evil chart was from him trying to find the universe his original grandpa fled to. despite of having everything planned in his head, morty would probably lose it if he came across him again because he’s the guy who took everything from him, yet still the guy he looked up to more than anyone.

02. his home dimension is the earth dimension α13R9 (ˈælfə-thirteen-ɹ̠-nine). it’s almost entirely desolate because of the space virus, give or take a few mutated humans and animals running around. he has wiped all proof of the existence of his home dimension out of every official database. (but also pls give me thread where he’s faced with his past)

03. he’s is a bit obsessive with keeping track of everything that happens in the citadel. he has cameras implanted literally everywhere, even his fake eye has a camera to record every encounter and conversation he has, along with a small army of android and real supervisors. (just spies with extra steps)

04. morty controls the android guards through micro expressions that connect to a chip in his prosthetic eye. though he occasionally goes with the snap because it’s nice and dramatic.

05. he has a little pocket dimension just for his cat snowball, and it’s filled to the brim with stuff like fluffy beds and cat trees and little rivers with fish in them. the hidden cat door in his office is really just a portal to that dimension and back. 

06. morty has another hidden dimension for all his bigger tinkering/android building projects. it’s a tiny, desolate planet where the sun never sets since he has a tendency to get so into his projects that he stays up for days and then passes out from exhaustion, and the constant daylight gives him that extra punch to stay up even longer. 

07. majority of the guard ricks are either full-on androids he’s built, or have robotic parts, like those those who he commanded to slaughter the naysayers in the shadow council.

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jeezricks​:

@timeforaction​  said:  “ under  the  circumstances,  i’ve  been  shockingly  nice  . ”

“ …  really?  you  really  think  so.  i  mean,  i  might–  i  might  have  to,  um,  politely  disagree,  from  where  i’m  standing,  mister  president.  all  due  respect,  y’know? ”  

morty  assumes  the  incredulous  note  of  snark  that  edges  his  tone  isn’t  lost  on  the  ricks  in  the  room;  their  disapproval  is  evident  in  the  hardening  of  their  expressions,  the  pointed  adjustment  of  the  guns  in  their  arms  that  are  pointed  his  way.  despite  this  subtle  aggression  from  the  active  threats  in  the  room,  the  teenager  pays  them  little  mind,  refusing  to  be  intimidated.  hazel  eyes  remain  transfixed  upon  his  alternate,  bright  with  intense  apprehension.  

as  a  general  rule,  c-136  has  always  hated  stopping  by  the  citadel. he  can’t  imagine  what  it  must  be  like  to  live  here.  the  brief  visits  to  pick  up  orders  of  certain  materials  for  rick  and  say  hi  to  certain  mortys  he’s  come  to  know  here  are  awful  enough.  foolishly,  he’s  always  found  himself  inclined  to  put  the  inherent  shittiness  of  this  place  down  to  the  fact  a  bunch  of  ricks  headed  it–  a  council  he’d  butted  heads  with  time  and  time  again  before  their  eventual  demise.  a  fish  rots  from  the  head  down,  or  whatever.  his  brows  knit.

“ right.  the  circumstances.  um.  can  i  ask  what  those  are,  exactly?  w–  what’s  this  about? ”  despite  himself,  he  glances  to  the  guard  stationed  directly  beside  him,  and  a  look  of  outright  annoyance  flashes  across  his  visage  as  he  notes  how  close  the  barrel  of  the  gun  is  to  his  head.  he  leans  away  from  it  pointedly.  “ jesus  christ–  can  you  not?!  i  get  it,  you–  you’ve  got  a  gun.  i’m  very  aware. ”  

morty  huffs  sharply,  and  his  gaze  soon  returns  to  the  president  sat  across  from  him.

    the intricate plan has been in the works for months now. all that meticulous planning and tracking, sleepless nights and 6-hour long meetings.   all of it to be finally able to corner one of the most obnoxiously infamous duos in the multiverse.   the basic structure of the plan was simple ;   find the correct time to pop in unannounced, freeze the time to avoid any interruptions, interrogate. 

    fingers tap against the armrest of the couch, brow raising in response to those all-too snarky words. the deadpan expression of his reveals nothing of the annoyance lurking beneath.   he wants this over with.   he has far more important things to do than play this stupid cat and mouse with this dimension.

    a hint of a smile plays across his lips when the guard corners the morty once more.  “  should i refresh your memory?  ”  he snaps his fingers, making one of the guards step forward and hand him a significantly thick pile of papers that he immediately starts flipping through.

     “  you two did cause quite a bit of damage the last time you visited, huh? let's see,  ”  he pauses, finally settling on a page.  “  unauthorized possession and usage of a weapon, unauthorized possession of a stolen spaceship, the usage of portals in a restricted zone, the slaughter of dozens of bystander and on-duty ricks and mortys, significant material losses racking up to billions in damages, such as the attempt of destroying the entire citadel– should i keep going?  ”

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COLLECTION POST OF HEADCANONS.

01. morty’s whole mission to prove himself strives from his vengeance towards his original rick who fucked up his dimension and then bailed. murdering all those ricks in seemingly random order and putting them in the least to most evil chart was from him trying to find the universe his original grandpa fled to. despite of having everything planned in his head, morty would probably lose it if he came across him again because he’s the guy who took everything from him, yet still the guy he looked up to more than anyone.

02. his home dimension is the earth dimension α13R9 (ˈælfə-thirteen-ɹ̠-nine). it’s almost entirely desolate because of the space virus, give or take a few mutated humans and animals running around. he has wiped all proof of the existence of his home dimension out of every official database. (but also pls give me thread where he’s faced with his past)

03. he’s is a bit obsessive with keeping track of everything that happens in the citadel. he has cameras implanted literally everywhere, even his fake eye has a camera to record every encounter and conversation he has, along with a small army of android and real supervisors. (just spies with extra steps)

04. morty controls the android guards through micro expressions that connect to a chip in his prosthetic eye. though he occasionally goes with the snap because it’s nice and dramatic.

05. he has a little pocket dimension just for his cat snowball, and it’s filled to the brim with stuff like fluffy beds and cat trees and little rivers with fish in them. the hidden cat door in his office is really just a portal to that dimension and back. 

06. morty has another hidden dimension for all his bigger tinkering/android building projects. it’s a tiny, desolate planet where the sun never sets since he has a tendency to get so into his projects that he stays up for days and then passes out from exhaustion, and the constant daylight gives him that extra punch to stay up even longer. 

07. majority of the guard ricks are either full-on androids he’s built, or have robotic parts, like those those who he commanded to slaughter the naysayers in the shadow council.

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“You look mean” bitch I am. Move.

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morty is constantly sleep-deprived to hell and back. he keeps his schedule full to stay alert, and injects himself with a substance that gives him a boost and shifts the sleep forward, but it doesn’t work for more than five days maximum, and sometimes he passes out on the spot when in his workshop. he has an underlying fear of something bad happening while he’s asleep.

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morty and snowball ! 

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** falling kingdoms book one quotes.

quotes  provided  by  @goldenreign

“it’s my duty and honour to serve you." 

"i plan to cling to my youth and lack of responsibility" 

"fine. feel free to be my taster. i’ll be sure not to drink any if you fall over dead from it." 

"if you want something, you have to take it. because nobody’s ever going to give it to you." 

"don’t let them win." 

"i’ve found rumours have much in common with feathers. it’s rare that either holds much weight." 

"irrelevant." 

"lies always slide smooth as silk, but the truth is never quite as easy." 

"the birds are watching me." 

"i wish i could forget it ever happened." 

"it seems as if trouble follows you wherever you go." 

"i can’t just be expected to never leave, like some sort of prisoner." 

"oh no. don’t cry. tears are not something i can deal with." 

"perhaps you’d like me to leave the two of you alone so you can continue to stare at each other all day long?" 

"you need to think with your head, not only your heart." 

"your heart is an idiot just like the rest of you" 

"you look rather conspiratorial this morning. are you up to some sort of mischief?" 

"don’t tell me you really care about such things." 

"i did what i had to do at the time, and i don’t regret it." 

"you’re lucky you’re beautiful. it absolves you of many shortcomings." 

"you do know that boy is madly in love with you, right?”

“some truths aren’t so easily seen." 

"i fell in love with someone else." 

"do you always get what you want?" 

"there will be war." 

"you don’t hate me for what i’ve done?" 

"i could never hate you. ever." 

"i’m not leaving you!" 

"so glad my misfortune could help brighten your day." 

"you could have been killed." 

”…you’ve come to mean everything to me.“ 

"it’s only a wound. please look at me!" 

"don’t make this more difficult than it’s already been." 

"i need to stop him from hurting anyone else." 

"sometimes that small glimmer of inner strength is all that we have to help us press forward through the darkness." 

"it was stupid of you to get caught." 

"be happy enough for both of us.”

“i can think of about a million reasons why i would never want to be nice to you.”

“i’ll make them pay for what they’ve done.”

“just once, i would have liked you to be wrong.”

“i will see you dead.”

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“ if  you  can  find  anything  up  there  that  even–  that  even  resembles  a  brain  to  begin  with,  you’re  welcome  to  it,  dawg. ”  he’s  kidding.  the  president  knows  that.  right?  …  right?  c-136  takes  a  pointed  step  back,  for  no  particular  reason.

        “  well, whatever’s in there, i can replace it with something better.  or just–– leave it empty. whichever you prefer.  just so happens that i have a scalpel right here.  what are the odds?  ” 

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jeezricks​:

“ i  have  a  medical  condition  called  caring  too  much.  it’s–  it’s  terminal. ”

           “  i can remove your brain. no more caring, guaranteed.  ”

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IDK.I think I’m maybe tired.

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Speeches are for campaigning, now it is the time for action…

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since evil morty canonically has that database of ricks from least to most evil, he also has one of mortys but in no particular order. just for reference. 😌

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honestly honestly honestly ,,,  i’ve been thinking about this a lot since the finale, and i think i’m still gonna keep my portrayal leaning towards the more villainous evil morty. i know that the episode gave beautiful context over his doings, and that all he wanted was to escape the cycle of rick-centric universes, but i just– really like writing him more villainous and caught up in his vengeance because that’s heavily related to the backstory i’ve come up for him. so i suppose i’ll be more canon-divergent from now on besties. <3

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Anne Carson, from Red Doc>