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words of wisdom from wikipedia this evening
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Being asexual is like you have to do that experiment they sometimes do with kids where there's a marhsmallow in front of you but you're not allowed to eat it until they say so and if you succeed you get another one, and you're told that eating the marshmallow early is evil and sinful and if you eat it you should be ashamed but then you're like hm I don't want the marshmallow at all and then they get mad because apparently you're supposed to be filled with an insatiable hunger for marshmallows otherwise there's something wrong with you
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putting a different country's flag on my lawn to make it harder for geoguesser players to guess where they are
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Mine was From Under the Cork Tree - I know a lot of people discovered them from SRAR so just curious what the tumblr demographic looks like 👀
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“When I started working in theatre in England, I would meet people, and they would say ‘Oh, I voted for Margaret Thatcher.’ The first time I heard someone saying that, I honestly thought they were joking. I’d be thinking, I have never met anyone from your world. What’s it like? Do you roast children over open fires?”
— David Tennant (via tennantsabout )
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children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear
neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years
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due to many foreseen circumstances i will go insane
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there’s a word for this it’s on the tip of my tongue…
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