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time-to-change-away · 12 minutes ago
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Do animals cuddle in the wild ?
(Totally not me wanting an excuse to see cute animals photos)
pretty much all animals with social or semi-social lifestyles cuddle at least occasionally in the wild for everything from protection to enhancing bonds and relieving stress! this includes everything from birds and mammals to some really unexpected animals like sharks.
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touch is just a near-universal love language.
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time-to-change-away · 5 hours ago
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pants are a different color than the vest - 0/10
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time-to-change-away · 7 hours ago
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People who like mantises but aren't that into entomology are always "orchid mantises" this and "orchid mantises" that. Overrated. Can we talk about Toxodera integrifolia for a minute:
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(Image links because as much as it pains me I've never seen one of these beauties irl: 1 2 3)
Like how are these things real. Girl what is that thorax shape. Why are you wearing eyeliner. And the colors? Absolutely fire. This is a 10/10 insect if you ask me.
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time-to-change-away · 9 hours ago
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Go jerk off. Yes you. Yes stop what you're doing, it can wait. Jerk off.
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time-to-change-away · 13 hours ago
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AHHGGfrr Bird edition
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I REALLY tried to draw sniper as a kiwi but I found it impossible to make that a furry... I mean, there's not much to work with.... Kiwis are just furry balls with legs.... I'll try to do it anyway.
Anyways, Medic as a vulture was a completely personal choice 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 I thought it would look really cool, but you can judge whether it suits him or not
Gay people jumpscare
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time-to-change-away · 15 hours ago
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time-to-change-away · 17 hours ago
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not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual
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time-to-change-away · 18 hours ago
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time-to-change-away · 18 hours ago
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Your honor my client's love language is money laundering
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time-to-change-away · 20 hours ago
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time-to-change-away · 1 day ago
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My wife's favorite sleep noise app is the kind that lets you mix different noises, one of which is a snoring shih tzu, and she loves to create soundscapes that imply the dog is in imminent danger
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time-to-change-away · 1 day ago
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I fuck wit title-only text posts. this shit is like talkin in an apartment hallway loud as fuck out the window
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time-to-change-away · 1 day ago
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honestly i’ve stopped caring if media is good. all that matters is that Me, The Most Important Person, is having a good time.
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GORDON
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