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Day 5 | Angst

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real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????

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Jinshi seeing Maomao enjoy a drink: Fuck, that must be poisoned

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Started watching the apothecary diaries somebody please save her

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what the fuck are you trying to sell me

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good lord this thing is useless

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So I've been making marionette puppets of my neighbors (I'm taking a class) and let me tell you my landlord/building manager was SUPER not prepared to see the wooden version of him (he lives on my floor) when he came in to fix my stove

Anon no offense but I think I would call the police if I found out one of my neighbours was making wooden puppets of me without my knowledge

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I’m too gullible with people. I’ll have encounters and be like “aw they seemed nice ☺️” and then everyone around me will be like NONONONONO THAT WAS THE DEVIL!!!!!!!

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Here,,, please take this stupidity as I have been depriving this account of any new content 🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️

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Not to be a Boomer but your social media should be your own space, not something employers are allowed to look at to judge you beyond the qualifications stated in your resume and cover letter

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the only half decent thing i could make today that i can post

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NOOOOO I WAS TOO LATE , enjoy the doodle that may or may not have anything to do with the recent shenanigans happening on tumblr,,,,,, :(

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one time when I was a barista I was telling my coworker that I suddenly really missed cows. I used to work with cows all the time back home and then I moved away and suddenly it had been four years and nary a cow.

15 minutes later this old guy came up to the counter with his address written on a napkin & he said “me and my wife have a whole herd of dexters and a couple of new calves. come on over any time”

so after work I was like ok fuck it & I drove to the address and I parked at the gate & I walked down the driveway to the barn and this woman was like “oh my husband told me you might stop by! come see our cows” and she introduced me to every single cow. made my whole week.

thank you cow couple

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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE SEASON 3 RENEWAL CONFIRMED LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO

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WORK HARD PARTY HARDER

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Democracy is when one insane billionaire gets to decide if an entire category of people get basic dignity and rights