tilosecretbirb
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tilosecretbirb · 3 hours ago
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Isabelle Adjani, 1973.
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tilosecretbirb · 20 hours ago
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Uhtred & Young Aelfwynn
The Last Kingdom / Season 4 Episode 6
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the last kingdom + mothers & daughters
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tilosecretbirb · 2 days ago
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UNREQUITED,  FALSE ASSUMPTIONS  &  PINING  PROMPTS 
TO EACH OTHER
❝  i love you.  and i know you don’t feel that way about me and that’s okay i just.  i wanted to get to say it at least once.  ❞
❝  what are you talking about—   of course i love you?  ❞
❝  but i do love you.  i always have.  i just thought you didn’t feel that way so i never said anything.  ❞
❝  look i…i do care about you.  a lot.  and i wish i could love you that way.  i really do but i just,  i’ve never seen you like that.  ❞ 
❝  …you love me?  ❞ 
❝  why didn’t you ever say anything?  ❞
❝  i did!  i loved you.  and i thought you didn’t feel that way so i moved on.  i’m with someone now.  why…why did you wait so long?  ❞
❝  why did you wait so long to tell me how you feel?  ❞
❝  i love you!   okay?  i’ve been so fucking in love with you for longer than i can remember.  ❞
❝  you should have told me how you felt.  ❞
❝  actually i…there was a little while there where i had this horrible crush on you.  if i’d known this was how you were feeling i would’ve gone for it.  ❞
❝  please don’t say it.  i know you don’t love me.  i don’t expect you to,  but just.  don’t make me have to hear you say it.  ❞
❝  i’ve loved you for so long…i don’t remember what it was like to not be in love with you.  ❞
❝  i can’t say no to you.  and it’s just not fair.  ❞
❝  please,  don’t be cruel.  i love you.  like really love you.  so if i’m just some passing curiosity for you…don’t.  don’t say anything at all. ❞
❝  you don’t get it.  i want the whole package with you. i don’t wanna be some fling you forget about in a few months.  ❞
❝  do you know how long i’ve waited for you?  ❞
❝  i don’t need you to love me back.  i just want you to be able to accept that this is how i feel.  ❞
❝  why did you think i wouldn’t love you back?  ❞
❝  will you just slow down a minute!  i’m trying to tell you i love you too.  ❞
❝  i wouldn’t have been messing around with anyone else if i knew about this sooner.  ❞
❝  will you stop crying so i can kiss you already?  ❞
❝  honestly i’d never thought about it…i just need time to think it over.  ❞
❝  i hadn’t ever taken the time to think about it.  but…that doesn’t mean i couldn’t love you.  ❞
❝  i just need to know.  do you love me?  or have i just been making this all in my head?  ❞
❝  i love you.  please don’t say anything yet.  you don’t need to say anything. ❞
❝  no—  they weren’t lying.  i do.  i love you.  but i didn’t want you to find out like that.  i didn’t want you find out at all,  actually.  ❞
❝  look can you just forget about it?  okay?  yeah i’m in love with you.  big deal.  it happens.  ❞
❝  yes i love you.  i’ll get over it.  ❞
❝  are you…are you really over me?  cause,  that’d actually really suck because i’m not over you.  ❞
❝  look,  i know you love me.  but you shouldn’t.  ❞
❝  you are far too good to love someone like me.  you’ll find someone better.  ❞
TO/FROM A THIRD PARTY
❝  if that’s how you feel about them why not just say it?  take a chance.  wouldn’t you rather know one way or the other?  ❞
❝  this whole time i didn’t see them…i didn’t see what was right in front of me and now it might be too late.   ❞
❝  i love them so much it hurts.  ❞
❝  love shouldn’t hurt this much.  this whole thing is just consuming you in a way that isn’t healthy.  ❞
❝  you either need to make a move or let them go.  ❞
❝  this isn’t good for you.  you can’t keep pouring yourself into someone who doesn’t even know you exist.  ❞
❝  you do see how they look at you,  right?  ❞
❝  don’t you realize they’ve been in love with you for years?  ❞
❝  they love you,  dumbass.  ❞
❝  look i’m so fed up with everyone knowing you two love each other except you.  go kiss them or shut the fuck up about it.  ❞
❝  just take a chance.  you might be surprised.  ❞
ACTIONS/SCENARIOS
[ CONFESSION ]  for sender to interrupt receiver’s confession of love by kissing them. 
[ CONFESSED ]  for receiver to interrupt sender’s confession of love by kissing them. 
[ STOP ]  for sender to try and walk away,  afraid they’re going to get their heart broken but receiver grabs their wrist and pulls them back in for a kiss. 
[ STOPPING ]  for receiver to try and walk away,  afraid they’re going to get their heart broken but sender grabs their wrist and pulls them back in for a kiss. 
[ CONFRONTING ]  for receiver to confront sender after a third party told receiver that sender is in love with them. 
[ DRAMATICS ]  for a near death experience to drive receiver to confess their feelings to sender. 
[ SEE ]  for receiver to be hurt and realize sender loves them because of the way they’re taking care of them. 
[ EAVESDROP ]  for receiver to overhear a conversation where sender talks about their feelings for them. 
[ HUSH ]  for sender to ramble about their feelings and how they know it isn’t requited only for receiver to put a hand over their mouth so they’ll be quiet long enough for them to explain they love them too. 
[ AWAKEN ]  for receiver to not think they feel the same way but realize after a simple hookup with sender that they’re in love with them to. 
[ CASUAL ]  for sender to want to sleep with receiver to get it out of their system.  but receiver winds up catching feelings to because of it. 
[ TENSION ]  for muses who have been pining for each other to finally have sex for the first time. 
[ BREAK ]  sender can’t take it anymore and kisses receiver out of nowhere. 
[ FREE ]  receiver can’t take it anymore and kisses sender out of nowhere. 
[ TRY ]  sender has confessed their feelings and receiver tries kissing them to see how they feel.  
[ TRYING ]  receiver has confessed their feelings and sender tries kissing them to see how they feel. 
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tilosecretbirb · 2 days ago
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ROYAL, FANTASY ROMANCE AND SPICE. all these quotes and sentences are taken from different sources as well some made by myself. change pronouns and places and names as you see fit. some of these are heavy with tension or sexual intention, though nothing too graphic, but you are warned some of these are full of spice and forbidden romance. if you have more suggestions, send them to me and i will add them to this post.
ACTIONS AND SCENARIOS. add +reverse to change the roles.
(royal ball): our muses dance at a royal ball. 
(captive in the tower): sender is held captive and receiver helps save them.
(arranged marriage): our muses are thrown together into an arranged marriage.
(childhood betrothal): arranged to wed since being children, our muses finally meet days before the wedding.
(ward): send is a ward at the receiver's house/home. 
(stolen kiss): sender kisses receiver before a battle, away from prying eyes.
(mystery knight): sender is unknown at court and receiver wants to know them further.
(secrets): our muses are together in a secret relationship as their families wouldn’t approve. 
(brother’s keeper): sender is receiver’s brother's best friend. Sender has been harboring a crush since they met.
(taken): sender is taken prisoner by receiver on their ship at sea after a shipwreck.
(horse ride): there is only one horse trope, our muses have to ride together.
(guard): sender is made receiver’s guard and they have to travel/spend time together.
(no one is here to help): receiver is taken to sender as their captive.
(aftermath): after a battle/war, sender and receiver reunite thinking the other was dead. 
(my prince): sender falls for receiver, who is the realm’s prince/princess.
(tourney): sender gives the receiver their favor during a tournament.
(piece of me): sender ties a piece of cloth on receiver’s hand to wrap around a wound.
(you left): sender left receiver years ago, now reunited, receiver is upset.
(last kiss): unsure if they will see each other again, sender kisses the receiver before distracting enemies so receiver can escape.
(under my protection): sender proclaims himself receiver’s protector while receiver is traveling/captive.
(starcrossed): our muses find out they have to marry other people and they reunite at night.
(we were in love once): our muses were together in a relationship in their youth and now see each other after years.
(my castle is yours): sender pledges their castle as a fortress to keep the receiver safe.
(gentle touch): sender heals the receiver of their wounds and inevitably grows close.
(magic): receiver is a being of magical properties and sender finds themselves enthralled by them.
(my paramour): receiver becomes sender’s mistress.
(the bane of my existence): our muses never got along and yet, they harbor feelings for one another after a heated argument.
(maze): our muses lose their guards in a maze and they find each other alone.
(it was always you): our muses are childhood friends about to get married.
(to make peace): from opposite houses, our muses are now married to bring peace.
(corner): behind a corner of the great hall, sender corners receiver after seeing them dance with someone else.
(advisor): receiver works as an advisor for sender, despite objection around court.
(rags to riches): receiver is a bastard now made legitimate and people around the realm came to meet them. Sender is one of them.
(at your service): receiver is a lady in waiting/personal guard to sender’s sibling and a romance develops.
(saved): sender is saved by receiver, who is a healer/witch.
SENTENCES AND QUOTES:
“You are enough to drive a saint to madness or a king to his knees.”
“He didn't marry you to become king. He became king because he wanted to marry you.”
“Little by little, the old world crumbled, and not once did the king imagine that some of the pieces might fall on him.”
“I want you—but I don’t want this."
“Rule with the heart of a servant. Serve with the heart of a king.”
“There’s a fine line between gossip and history, when one is talking about kings.”
“I will not share you."
“Well, princess, let’s see what you’re made of.”
“She added the flowers and incense to help mask your own scent.”
“Your eyes betray you. Your body even responds to mine no matter that you’re angry. You want me.”
“He is my ruin. My complete and utter devastation.”
“Just how long have you been sticking it to the girl who’s like a little sister to us?”
“There’s a certain sort of beauty in submission.”
“My story hasn’t been written yet, but I know it begins with you.”
“You will love this man. Do you understand? You will love him, serve him, and obey him in all things. This is your duty to me and to France. Am I clear?’
“She didn’t need a man. She wanted one.”
“Your wish is my command, my queen.”
“It is legal because I wish it.”
“Rejection is an opportunity for your selection.”
“She's magic, Cassandra. A single flower blooming in an endless desert.”
“Do you really want to put yourself through this? Is loving me really enough to endure everything you have to just to be with me?"
“Make no mistake.You are under my protection now, and I protect what is mine.”
“But perhaps, when you sleep, you will dream of me."
“I cannot come with you, my prince.”
“This woman was consuming him, bit by bit.”
“Call him. Claim him. Speak his Name. Make him thine before all others.”
“You are the harbor of my soul’s journeying.”
“We love what we love. We don’t need to justify it to anyone… not even to ourselves.”
“To love something despite. To know the flaws and love them too. That is rare and pure and perfect.”
“The heart is neither given nor stolen. The heart surrenders.”
“Give yourself to me.”
“I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your man to serve.”
“I married you to stop the bloodshed, and you keep killing. When will it be enough- when?”
“Marriage is a marriage- love or arranged. Both require the same level of commitment.”
“We are trapped by convention and must marry another.”
“We had both accepted the unwritten rule of arranged marriage: love, if it arrived at all, would bloom with time.”
“Be with me. Want me. Stay with me.I don’t know how to be without you.”
“We were doomed from the start. A lost cause. A losing battle.”
“Mr. Larsen, if you make me cry at my own coronation ball, I’ll never forgive you.”
“You are my very own forbidden fruit.”
“I’m scared, but I’d rather have one real day with you than a lifetime of misguided security.”
“And you, are mine.”
“You think a courtship and a hunt are two separate things. They are not.”
“I will share him with you, I cannot lose him.”
“Why must you resist me so dearly? When you tremble under my touch?”
“You must be made of magic itself. Your touch is warm.”
“One day, I will be able to leave you.”
“Did he touch you? Did you enjoy the way he held you across the room?”
"I will be your husband. I will take a solemn vow to protect you until death do us part. Do you understand what that means?"
“And why, pray tell, should I make it easy?'
"You are the bane of my existence--and the object of all of my desires. Night and day I dream of you."
"I did not ask for this--to be plagued by these feelings."
“I have loved you at every dance, on every walk, and every time we've been together. You must feel it in your heart, because I do."
“Because,by the time I’m done, prayer is the only thing that is going to save you.”
“Suppose I told everyone that I had seduced you.”
“You’re not planning to refuse me, are you?”
'Tell me if I do anything you don't like.”
“Say you do not care for me. Tell me you feel nothing and I will walk away.”
“I am a gentleman. My father raised me to act with honor, but that honor is hanging by a thread that grows more precarious with every moment I spend in your presence.”
“If I wed your sister, it will bind me and you together for eternity, and I will spend every day of my marriage wanting you, dreaming of you, dreading the day when my last thread of honor finally snaps.”
“I have never met anyone like you. It is maddening, how much you consume my very being.”
“That scent. It has remained imprinted on my mind ever since that night of the conservatory ball on that terrace. Lilies.”
“I desire you. I burn for you. I can't sleep at night because I want you."
“You’re the center of a star, and the force of gravity keeps pulling me closer, and I don’t give a damn that I’m about to be incinerated.“
“Whatever bad thing happened to you, it hasn’t made you less beautiful. There’s beauty in darkness, too.”
“I belong to you. Only you…I’ll always be yours. No matter what.”
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tilosecretbirb · 2 days ago
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isabelle adjani in possession (1981) dir. andrzej żuławski
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tilosecretbirb · 3 days ago
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head empty only thoughts of mossy forest
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tilosecretbirb · 3 days ago
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Antique Victorian 14k Moonstone Necklace
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tilosecretbirb · 3 days ago
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The creatures dwelling in Eir's forest are connected to the sword. They're all the men,dwarrow, and elves who sought to possess it before. They sought to take it from its resting place before it was time, for the sword is of fae origin and holds fae power.
Possessing it would be a great asset however it was not willing to be chosen and taken. With each rejected host and barer it tore out their life essence and sculpted it into form sending it back into the world. Banishe there to lurk skulk run and crawl in whatever means it could.
Always seeking out new fleshm trying to claim a body or enough flesh of its kin to rebuild their own form.
They hungy hungy hungy.
Most have a corporeal body because they have eaten enough of their kin and they are difficult to kill with mundane weapons. Ones with Elvish make or enchanted dwarrow weaponry are the best choices
or yknow the magical sword inside eir does the trick too when it Decides to come out......
And anyone can weird that bad boy btw it just a. always returns in the end to eir b. Is incredibly taxing on dwarrrow and elves c. Men will need a nap after using it as it drains psychic and spiritual energy d. Eirs gonna be Hella cranky and sleepy
And yeah when it goes back in its ALL the pain and sensation of being stabbed again.
She loves that thing 🙃
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tilosecretbirb · 4 days ago
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Antique Victorian 14k Moonstone Necklace
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Salamander Brooch
late 16th century-early 17th century
Museum of London
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tilosecretbirb · 4 days ago
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𝐌𝐎𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐍 𝐅𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐘 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 (a collection of prompts from the TV show “Modern Family”, feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary)
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“We make a good team.”
“I shouldn’t be penalized for being too smart, I’m not running for president.”
“Sweetie, you don’t know the first thing about scaring people.”
“Maybe we should kiss?”
“Let’s see those little bastards complain about that.”
“Don’t Bugs Bunny me.”
“I love it that you’re smart now.”
“I am totally confused about what we’re supposed to do.”
“What’s your game, old man?”
“You’ll get a donut when I get answers, you piece of trash.”
“You’re one fire I can’t put out. Also, grease is pretty tricky.”
“You sound like Austin Powers, man.”
“Aww. The scarier you try to be, the more adorable you are.”
“I knew he was flirting with you!”
“The sun revolves around the Earth and not you.”
“We can’t have people golfing sober. They’ll realize it’s a waste of time.”
“I don’t trust lakes. Where I come from this is where we dump drugs and dead bodies.”
“You’re sweating like a heroin addict.”
“I’m not a doctor yet, but it seems like you’re having some sort of brain episode.”
“You can handle it.”
“I couldn’t be more relaxed if I was in a coma.”
“She is in so much trouble!”
“It is really nice to be liked for who you really are pretending to be.”
“I don’t think he scares easy.”
“Life’s too short to be ruled by fear.”
“That’s a little sarcastic.”
“Sexy people go crazy too you know.”
“You look like a puppy with a slipper.”
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tilosecretbirb · 5 days ago
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A lovely cream Edwardian evening gown, c. 1907.
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Portrait of an Unknown Lady British School Bristol Museum & Art Gallery
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㋡🥀
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tilosecretbirb · 6 days ago
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Worst Cooks: Spoiled Rotten Episode 4
"You're invited to a 5-star soiree."
"What do you say?" "Fire in the hole!" "That's not what you say."
"Fire in the hole!"
"Welcome to the worst farm in America!"
"Careful! Don't spill it; don't spill it!"
"I'm definitely a city boy."
"Like, I will take a man from a farm, but I don't want to be on the farm with him."
"Like I don't know what these words are?"
"What's a frittata?"
"I find this weird monstrous looking vegetable."
"I do not have a green thumb."
"You might want to start over."
"_____ is on fire today."
"I'm messing it up baby."
"I'm just winging it at this point."
"She said we can do whatever we want, so I'm planning on doing whatever I want."
"I just don't want to do it wrong."
"And _____ appears like a unicorn."
"I'm from the south, everything has to be cheesy."
"I might have been a rat in my last life."
"So that's the bad part."
"______, what do you have going on over there?"
"Does the gravy go on top of the eggs? On top of the biscuit?"
"What are you doing? That's not what we learned."
"You're going to prove this to _____ for sure. Stay focused."
"One pound? One pound? How am I supposed to measure out one pound?"
"Oh now she's swearing."
"No idea how to do it, but it'll look pretty and they'll respect me for doing it."
"_____'s yelling stresses me out."
"What's he doing?"
"I don't know. He don't know."
"These are al dente french fries."
"She's going to revisit sugar snap peas even though she was traumatized by them."
"I'm scared. I'm cooking all by myself."
"This is like a stressful dream."
"______ has found out she loves paprika."
"I just had 18 different meltdowns making pasta."
"Don't make it so hard on yourself, Lovie."
"I hope none of you win and they donate the check to charity."
"I don't have anything nice to say to anybody."
"I'm finished, honey."
"I don't even want to see a damn kitchen again."
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