Tilly, Julia my hyperphagia, Lizzie my depression, and other messed up parts of me.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Well… However, right now, this is a special occasion. It’s my fault you got injured.
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Marauders Era as Annabelle tweets
James Potter
Sirius Black
Remus Lupin
Lily Evans
Regulus Black
Marlene McKinnon
Dorcas Meadowes
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McGonagall: If I had a galleon every time I have seen a rat riding a dog while a stag chases them...
McGonagall: I'd would have 2 galleons.
McGonagall: ...Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
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McGonagall: Black and Potter did what?
Madam Pomfrey: Well, I told them they weren't allowed to see Mr. Lupin because he was still recovering from last night, and the only way they could stay was if they were injuried.
McGonagall: ...and?
Madam Pomfrey: So they punched each other in the face and told me they were injuried.
McGonagall: ...
Pomfrey:...
McGonagall: ...
McGonagall: well, I must admire their dedication.
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Sirius: Don’t worry, we know exactly what we’re doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Remus: How can you still say that?
Sirius: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
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Remus: How long are you gonna let him do that?
James: just give him a minute
Sirius: *pushing a door that clearly says pull*
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Sirius: If I killed someone, would you tell on me?
Remus: No, but I'd use it against you all the time.
Remus: Like "Are you washing the dishes today or do I have to send an owl?"
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*Sirius carrying Baby Harry for the first time*
Sirius *whisper shouting*: Bitch, I'm a mother!!!
Lily: Sirius that's my child...
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Sirius: We really should appreciate the small things in life...
James: *pats Sirius' head* You are appreciated.
Sirius: You better sleep with one eye open bitch.
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Regulus: Don’t you think you’re being a little dramatic?
Sirius: Yes thank you
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bro shutup im making up scenarios in my head that will never happen
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