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say what you want about homestuck but you gotta admit: absolute fire soundtrack for a webcomic, a media type that by all definition has no reason to have a soundtrack in the first place.
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“I’m an equal opportunity offender. I make fun of everybody.” - Guy whose identities all align with the systemically dominant power groups in his cultural and geographic context
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the reason you, a white american, believe that white americans don't have culture is the same reason fish don't believe in water
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lying down for 50 minutes to imagine in real time the experience of walking to trader joes and buying a single pea and walking back home and getting out a cutting board and a knife and skinning and chopping one pea and sprinkling it into a tank with one fish in it
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caramel frappe give me the strength to clean my room
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we need better kink awareness bc people who have kinks without any real awareness of what kink actually is love to turn it into some kind of fucked up worldview. “i enjoy princess treatment and being in my feminine and giving up my brain around my man because thats how we are all supposed to feel as women😌” STUPID! YOU HAVE A KINK! START ACTING LIKE IT!
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what kills me is it wouldn’t actually be difficult at all to have an alien companion on doctor who. budget aside there’s still so much left to explore in comedy science fiction, a veritable wellspring of ways to put our position in the universe into perspective, to compare and contrast cultures, and room to do all of that well and with respect. but something tells me that ain’t gonna happen
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the problem with buying food is after you eat it you have to go buy more food
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