he/him xe/xim xe/xer - call me tif or tiffany - 19 - unironic college student -
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Sometimes when people like my old posts it makes me want to explode in embarrassment
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You're only 19? Damn. I remember following you back in like 2020. You were young as hell back then
I am so sorry you interacted with 15 year old me lol I did not know anything. Thanks for sticking around though ! <3 I am happy to have made it this far
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I know that its not actually that hard to learn to draw. or paint. or cook. or learn to speak a new language. or code. or any of a myriad of other possible skills or hobbies. but at some point you need to pick some single digit number of those ten thousand things that anyone can do, and to everything else say "i have other priorities" because otherwise you will never do any of them.
and so i think when people say "i wish i could..." they usually don't believe that they couldn't do it if they really tried, or even that they've overestimated the difficulty of doing so. I think what they're really wishing for is that time and energy were not finite quantities and that everything that was worth doing could also be done. because it's cosmically unfair that that isn't so.
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Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.
Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that
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Seeing people responding to this going “wait who?” Is giving me life
met some young trans people today and they said they didn’t know who kalvin garrah was. nature is healing.
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reblog if you're a TRANSGENDERIST, a FREAK ON THIS EARTH, or if you support JESUS AND JUDAS DOING IT RAW
using my platform for good
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I should bring this account back tbh but I’m not really interested in arguing with strangers online anymore so idk
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you will never be a real boy i fear!
Literally grinned wide as fuck when I got this notification. There’s no such thing as a real boy anymore
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Come On Man, You're Making It Out To Be Worse Than It Really Is
A comic to mock my thinking process when I was around 13/14. I would make a small mistake or do something silly, and when I didn't immediately get validation for it I would cry about it and then do things to make it worse.
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Grappling with the guilt levels of a man on trial for vehicular manslaughter except all I did was eat an oatmeal cream pie
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As much as I want to support ethical farming practices I will be buying the cheapest bag of frozen chicken thighs as much as the next frugal/poor person which is why animal welfare needs to be legislated, not left up to the invisible hand of the free market or some bullshit. Invisible hand of the free market finds itself around a lot of throats.
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I know I've been over this but man HRT is good stuff. I wanna shake the hand of whoever invented it. It's a crime that I don't know who that is actually. They're more important than Einstein
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whoever decided to turn daisy bell into a spooky dookie creepypasta song is fucking evil. that computer was brave enough to sing us a delightful little song and you do THIS to him? thats hatsune mikus grandpa dude. fuck you
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