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My little sister has recently become obsessed with acquiring 1,000 decks of cards and emptying them into a bulldozer and dumping them all out and making someone play "52,000 Pick-Up". When I told her that I'm pretty sure whoever she did this to would just refuse to pick up the cards, she said, "They'd have to. It's the rules," like she thinks everybody operates under Chinese vampire mythology rules.

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this specific frame of jack black from the minecraft movie trailer looks like he just realized he threw his best friend under the bus because of a cheeky political joke just so he could keep getting booked for shitty kids movies for the rest of his life

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trapped in viscous cube

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you love me for my mischief and puppydog swag and so so many gut issues

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you can not hate yourself into a version you will love or even like

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Kevin Durant is a extremely high tier shitposter who just so happens to also be one of the greatest basketball players of all time

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Do it anyway

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A kid bumped into my friend on the sidewalk and said “skibidi-scuse me, ma’am!” gen alpha is awesome

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i always wanted to fuck her

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you ever see a character design so silly it kinda loops back round to being excellent again

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a little obsessed with these I won’t lie

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i saw a bitch on here lusting after a damn lego figure

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so sorry to say i no longer identify as a sleek marksman Sniper Elite 3 mistress and have rightfully claimed my place in the squad as a sweaty walking tank butch with a SAW and breaching shotgun. thank you for understanding

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she jerking me in a way that doesn't work

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archdukes fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

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Weird young lady with a low husky voice and rings under her eyes hesitates for a statistically significant amount of time when faced with an "I'm a human" checkbox