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crisp glass of water moodboard

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9/1

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"I want to live in a world in which teenagers can fulfil their natural purpose of being annoying" and "I do not always want to be annoyed by the teenagers" are compatible sentiments

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this is so amazing

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ive forgotten the origin of "she blank on my blank til i blank" and i dont even begin to know how to look it up

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i love you and we will make it thru this together

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spiders could have 2 legs and 2 eyes and 2 arms and clear skin and a beautiful laugh, a well paying job and a new 2025 family SUV and a passion for a personal project theyve been working on for years, and a real down to earth and likeable personality that youd never forget. and youd still have ass holes swallowing them in their sleep.

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so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

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Tried a new burger place

Too spicy!

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if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html

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I just had the best encounter with a child at Kmart. I was in the aisle shopping, and this girl and her dad come around the corner. The girl sees me and excitedly exclaims “There’s a human here!!” to which the father replied “Yes, there’s humans everywhere.”