I’m pretty sure 90% of my mutuals dislike me
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if i ever misgender you:
it is not on purpose i promise
im very sorry
tell me your correct pronouns and ill use them
spray me with cold water
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when Cassius invites you into a conspiracy to murder the Pontifex Julius Caesar but you were already planning on doing the same
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“this character is LGBTQ” what, all at once
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My reaction to hateful insults: lol yeah okay buddy
My reaction to constructive criticism: ah, I see now that I am horrible. I am the worst. I will cry for 90 years now.
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I’m gonna wait out here, okay?
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chat: tips on how to adult
dan: i'm a frickin mess
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truly incredible
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me: goes to lowes
lowes man: how can I help you son
me: first of all I am not your son. second of all im only here because I love the thick stench of wood fibers and industrial chemicals
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this took a surprising turn
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