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the universal experience

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the problem with time lords is that they really do have as much power as they think they have. they did actually do all that and they do control the web of time. and they think it makes them superior and they refuse to give any of that power up or examine it or be good people or anything. and it makes them call themselves lords and wear stupid collars. i met the gods of all linear time in our universe and they were insufferable

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Weird unfinished art project won't stop yapping at me-

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I need to introduce denim to the High Council of Gallifrey. Give me the Jeans of Rassilon. The Jorts of Rassilon even. I want to see all those Time Lords wearing their jobes and their big Gallifreyan jollars.

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The doctor recognizing the master is like Dr. doofenshmirtz recognizing Perry the platypus. Idk how to explain it but it’s the same deal. Y’all know what I mean.

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Doctor who needs to bring back giving companions random alien doppelgangers with no explanation why they look the same because classic who was crazy for doing this twice

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Is this anything?

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affirmations

i am a complex organism brutally engineered by uncaring forces of nature

i am a product of billions of years and trillions of deaths

i am building a machine greater than myself

i am able to make phone calls and appointments

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our fates are entwined whether you like it or not you stupid bastard

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I see a lot of ‘cis’ women say they wish they were androgynous in the way men were or they wish they were pretty in the way men were. This is your sign to go try to do that. You may find you enjoy being an androgynous woman. You may find you no longer identify as a woman. You may find you don’t like androgyny. You will not know until you try. Cut your hair if you’ve always wanted to but have been afraid to. Shop in the men’s section if you’ve been too nervous to. Wear clothing with an androgynous  silhouette. Experiment with binding, take baby steps with compression bras if you want. Wear unisex scents. Live life. Try things you want to try. A lot of cis women do not understand the joys of mens pants and mens deodorant. I think everyone should try both of those things.

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personally i don't think we get enough of the master in nuwho bc in the third doctors era that bitch was popping up every 2 seconds...

like "oh i wonder who's behind this jo" idk maybe the same guy its been the last 10 times.....

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Campy little costumes >>>>> bad cgi

Seriously, I'm back on my bullshit (classic who) and watching those Brits jump around in their funky little alien costumes gives me so much joy.

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What they don’t tell you is that if you get good enough at doctor who tumblr you don’t even need to go looking through the tardis wiki, your mutuals will just know that shit