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Why were you taking testosterone?

because of the gender

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Imagine this

Goth spooky werewolf gf with her cute pastel vampire gf :3

Cute Vampire girl with a big greenhouse that she can really go inside it at night but she still takes excellent care of all her plant babies. she'd like to have indoor plants inside her manner but she has to settle for fake plants, she's burned herself with sunshine one too many times. Lots of floral prints in her closet. pinks and yellows and blues. She doesn't know how to sew. she keeps saying she's going to learn but it's been 194 years and the machines keep changing so she hasn't bothered to learn yet. all that to say she keeps buying pretty fabrics and fun patterns she'll find a use for eventually.

Werewolf Gf who is 6'2 and that's before she puts on her big platforms. All her jewelry is white gold or stainless steel. she has to be careful putting in new lip rings because the silver burns. at least she always gets a kiss when she fucks up. So upset her vampire girlfriend doesn't sleep in a coffin she thinks it's a wasted opportunity. She tries to build a coffin around their existing bed but Vampire yells at her for stealing wood she was going to use to make plant boxes.

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people who don't follow chess I promise this post is really funny

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you ever tried smoking pubic hair? i would not recommend it.

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do not understand people who get bored of seeing common animals. understand even less when they act with annoyance or hostility just because they're common animals. a deer or a sparrow or a field mouse is like a sunset to me

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dearly loving this headline. Me

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i love fish biology youtube

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Pig #1: *Wakes up*

Pig #2: Hey, you're finally up... I have an idea

Pig #3: Let's run around Mama

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Oh to be a 21 year old man blasting drum and bass from the withering speakers of his 2004 Honda Civic

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I was looking for movies to watch on hbo and i'm fucking howling at this

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it's such a bummer that losing control of your emotions only makes the entire situation worse in really embarrassing personal ways. losing control of my emotions should give me pyrokinesis.

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these are the kinds of ads I've been getting lately