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while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade
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Daily reminder that this is how tfp optimus see the kids:


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tinnitus is so stupid. what u mean eeeEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeEeeee!!!!!!!!! like girl shut up.
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i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like




AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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if not friend why friend sha—

never mind

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Ever needed a reference sheet for Jazz's alt mode? Well fear not, because I found his exact car





BEHOLD! The OG, the first, and the highly esteemed Porsche 935 chassis 935-001! First used for racing in 1976, this car is a legend just like Jazz >:D
Pls research it, I think it's cool :3
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The Pope, desperate to avoid ever interacting with JD Vance again, went to the one place the Vice President couldn't follow: heaven.
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I hc Dick will be non-verbal for a bit when Bruce first adopts him
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Just today I saw a couple of preschoolers and their teachers taking a tour of a library;
and one of the teachers had a rope with handles on it that like 6 kids were holding onto as they walked so that they stayed together in a little group
Anyway it reminded me of your baby bots AU and something I definitely think would happen
Ah that would be adorable. Though it would proably have to be a chain or a very sturdy rope (giant robot meets babies understanding of their own strength would not end well otherwise)
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