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Declaring my new fictional crush to Snapchat in style

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TFP starscram form memory

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Gothamites: Lol. No way can Bruce Wayne raise a child. He is an incompetent playboy.

Bruce Wayne: *raises Dick to become an incredible good-hearted intelligent young man*

Gothamites: Wtf

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youll never believe what i got into. youll neeeeever believe who my new blorbie/bf is. never

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Although he’s mellowed out substantially in recent times, it’s hard not to see Megatron as a calm and collected type. Even his sparkling can sense his troubles with being open and emotional sometimes. As much as he tries to bond with her, both of them can’t deny they hold the same anger within them

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In all honesty she probably still believes in him, lmfao.

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made myself sad making this, so enjoy

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He’s shy

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a millennia of repressed romantic tension and then making up again was definitely the cause of this but also can we get these freaks a room 😭

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Finally got around to doing a comic dub!

Original comic can be found here!

thanks to @thethunderthedragonfruit for allowing me to dub their comic!

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The Nr.1 WINGman😎😎😎

heh, got the joke? cause he´s got - nevermind.

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Starscream after his BF whose been frozen for millions of Earth years decided to become a Autobot:

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oh my GODDD someone shut megatrons ass up no one wants to hear his dramatic breakup with optimus prime 😭

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POV: Bumblebee gets kidnapped by the bozo s

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Jason has the vibes of the older brother who will do everything for his brother "but only for a price"

I mean: Jason will help Tim and Steph in their homework because they give him $10 or Jason once saw Dami and Jon breaking into a lab that was illegally using animals as guinea pigs, the two boys bought Jason's silence with half a KitKat and Jason even helped them because the candy is edible

Jason likes to help his siblings, he just does that to mess with them

Even better: it's casino-style. If they want something from him, they gotta place their bets and hope they win.

Jason: Since you're filing taxes, can you do mine?

Bruce: Sure.

Bruce: *squints*

Bruce: Why do you have a casino under your name in Atlantic City?

[earlier]

Jason: Hey, Roy, just stopping by to check in on everyone. How's the new Poker table coming?

Roy: See for yourself.

Barbara: *deals the cards*

Steph: I'll raise you two. I need that midterm project done more than you need that stupid mission report.

Tim: You're forgetting who has more disposable income.

Tim: *slaps a stack of bills on the table*

Tim: I can do this all night. I even brought leftovers from the buffet.

Jason: *goes to the Roulette wheel*

Damian, explaining to Jon: If we place our bets on black, we can maximize our chances of borrowing the laser lockpick to free the crocodiles.

Jason: *goes to the machines*

Cass: Third time's the charm. Give me his case file.

Cass: *pulls the lever*

Duke: I'll take a stab at the Wheel of Fortune. It'd be nice to have Jason clean my room. Or buy me snacks. Or whatever it lands on.

Jason: Well, everything's looking good around here.

Dick, walking in: Hey, I heard about this place. What's this about placing bets to get favors?

Jason: What are you, a cop?

Dick: Actually, I was wondering if I could try. My bike's in the shop and I really need to borrow yours.

Jason: My bike? Alright. Follow me.

Jason: *takes him out back*

Jason: *pulls out his gun*

Jason: Get on the ground and give me all your money.

Dick: Jason, what the hell?!?

Jason: The house always wins.