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I heard too many sounds at once and now I am a bitch
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y'know how ppl call gays fruits what if we called straight ppl vegetables and bi ppl snacks and asexuals desserjdjfkc mJdmdmcmn n mkxmxlzlslzll)$("!"?mk)*("?"???mmsnndmxm!$!"!(_)$)$)$("!"mdndnncncjckdkdlkfkcmcncnmfnndhjdnfnfnfnncmcncn($+_!'("?"(("!'+'!_('?"kdjfnfkfmfjc?"!'!'?'/02938_+_+!!kxnxmxkzlzkjxncnncmcjcjcjfnmdjkxk
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btw harry styles/obama was real too & they’re going to be announcing it together at a press conference tomorrow
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I have to admit. I am not living la vida loca
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you've been using the apeshit bjork gif a lot lately. are you doing alright queen?
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Hope I am not just a whore to u guys but a bitch too
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Yes Im cringe but my cringe is OK yours is however bad and I will laugh at you
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This cat couture look is my pastel take on a modern day cat lady.
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