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Hi. Here is every food and drink Steely Dan have ever mentioned in a song. Enjoy
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Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous
Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you
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drinking an entire bottle of wine then yelling at this like it's the super bowl
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Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park
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I really don't care if Miley Cyrus smoked a bong. She's 18? She can live her own life...
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the xbox is a Machine. the playstation is a Device. the switch is a Toy. the personal computer is also a Machine. what the world needs, is a way to play video games on a Contraption
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