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They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post

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watching a YouTube video about old m&ms marketing campaigns and apparently there was an Australian campaign about the m&ms seeking out their cannibalistic "tribal ancestors." yes it is as racist as it sounds. yes it came out in the year 2012. yes it inexplicably had ancestry dot com integration due to the conceit that the yellow m&m's great uncle was a pith helmet explorer type. yes the shell was flayed from his chocolate and turned into a grisly trophy

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this is kind of killing me

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It's too tan, duh.

Damn, something you always sorta knew but didn’t realize until it’s made explicit like this lol.

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Captainjonnitkessler for Overlord: voting is mandatory, and there's only one candidate.

When you're our "benevolent" overlord can you also implement bat friendly red light street lights?

Not only are they good for bats, they also create a sick as fuck atmosphere and help with seeing the stars :D

Both the red lights and the increased presence of bats WOULD look sick as hell. Red streelights are a go and you're hired as aesthetic designer of the nighttime

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I understand that a lot of the systems meant to discourage alternative sourcing for quest items are still in place, and frankly, I think that changing the item names for a handful of quests would have been a way better fix, but these are noobs we're talking about here. Anyone even remotely familiar with the game knows that it's way simpler to just catch two Lesser Mudfish during Jungle Training and wait the 10 minutes for it to spoil than to trek halfway across the map hoping for a loot drop. These guys all roll combat classes and don't even bother reading quest descriptions half the time, so the fact that there are better sources for some items is completely lost on them. Plus, by the time they reach Shore, they'll have just unlocked fight talents and will just target the first viable entity. All I'm saying is stay safe out there, you know? Don't stray too far from the guards' aggro range if you can help it, and try to spend some time each day cycling through idle animations near the Healers' Camp because you can occasionally get hit by AoE buffs from high-level players doing skill training.

you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄

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I have bad news for you; the devs dropped the isquestitem_true check for fulfilling early-game fetch requirements during the latest expansion patch. Apparently, too many noobs complained about redundant item names. Now my buddy keeps getting farmed for his hatchet because his ownership tag gives it the same item ID as the intended quest drop for the Forlorn Logger's initial faction quest.

you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄

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Maybe everyone here is some sort of pervert, and just happened to stumble into each others' lives at the perfect moment to create this beautiful headline.

hell yeah

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thanks google AI i'll keep that in mind!

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Either orcas are normally discreet about this kind of thing, and we've just discovered our first orca exhibitionists, or these orcas were exercising a normal amount of discretion and we're orca voyeurs.

hell yeah

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If I say "magic is real" I get a million people in my inbox telling me that god and Harry Potter are fake and that I shouldn't lie to people about sky fairies and casting fireball in real life.

If I say "magic isnt real" in get a million people in my inbox saying like "well what about this specific poetic interpretation of 'real' that could, in some cases be interpreted as yadda yadda yadda"

If I try to acknowledge the delineation between ritual praxis and a material belief in the supernatural, people go back to sleep because nobody on this website wants to read anything longer than a tweet. Or worse; they attribute any inarticulation on my part as evidence of some fundamental deceit. As if I'm a grifter hiding behind academic language and not just someone with a deep and abiding interest in something. God forbid someone just find the occult interesting.

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Overlord, many in the bug community consider the initial Biden appointee to be a historic first in terms of representation, and feel that your decision to replace them in this way is signaling compliance with broader anti-DEI initiatives. Additionally, many have alleged that this decision was heavily influenced by the campaign contributions you received from the powerful bat lobby. Do you have any comments for our readers?

When you're our "benevolent" overlord can you also implement bat friendly red light street lights?

Not only are they good for bats, they also create a sick as fuck atmosphere and help with seeing the stars :D

Both the red lights and the increased presence of bats WOULD look sick as hell. Red streelights are a go and you're hired as aesthetic designer of the nighttime

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I think that regional spelling in written Spanish is so interesting. The combination of a phonetic alphabet with silent letters and redundancies leads to some really cool variations.

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Overlord Captainjonnitkessler under fire for "arbitrary" firing of Biden-appointed Weird Bug. Anonymous Tumblr user now in charge of Night Time.

When you're our "benevolent" overlord can you also implement bat friendly red light street lights?

Not only are they good for bats, they also create a sick as fuck atmosphere and help with seeing the stars :D

Both the red lights and the increased presence of bats WOULD look sick as hell. Red streelights are a go and you're hired as aesthetic designer of the nighttime

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Found footage movies that get turned into a series of found footage movies are always so funny. We keep buying cameras and the guys keep getting eaten by ghosts and I said well its seems like you're just feeding journalists to the monsters and then my producer started crying