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Accidentally wound up on "hear me out cake" tiktok, and I swear, if another one of these bitches puts down an at-most-unconventionally-attractive human man, Lady Dimitrescu or Nick Wilde/Robin Hood I am going to lose my fucking mind.

Saw one where the first person they named was Disney's Aladdin and I tapped out so hard I entered a fugue state and didn't regain full consciousness for like a solid hour.

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adhd paralysis sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like

YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME

no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all

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Obsesses with this corgi being rescued in Kyiv. No brain cells for the trauma to latch on, zero.

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I’m 35 now. Also here’s the original doodle

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Ha! A scientific study confirmed one of my beliefs? What a fascist bourgeois waste of time and energy. I already knew that was true because it’s one of my ideological articles of faith, which is the same thing as a demonstrated fact

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Today my toddler INSISTED we open every sauce that came with our Chinese take out so she could sample every single one. She didn’t care for the spicy mustard, she LOVED the soy sauce, she said BLEH BLEH to duck sauce, and she said OH SO GOOD to sweet and sour

She then decided she needed to shove an ENTIRE crab Rangoon into her mouth which gave me a heart attack but she did in fact manage to eat the entire thing with minimal effort on her part. This was after she chanted “RANGOON RANGOON RANGOON!” at us until we gave her one.

Kids are fun and I am exhausted

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my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

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Reunited swan couple after one's been in a treatment center for a while. (via @gunsnrosesgirl3 over at That Other Place)

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he thinks he's being so smooth with his little face on my leg. i SEE you, villain

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Today's Card Is: Snom

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me whenm i am. Prougraming on my Computer

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oh hp deskjet 2710e we're really in it now

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Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.

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saw a post showing how GPT defaults to assuming professors are male, but is that an example of bias in the model or just accurately reflecting reality as captured in the training set?

Cambridge appointed their first female professor in 1939 and Oxford in 1948, for reference these institutions were between 700 and 900 years old at that point.

much has changed since then and 30% of UK professors are now female, so if you had to bet the odds are still clear.