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i'm digging the hole deeper tomorrow
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Can everyone who's mean to me just get fed to the beast omfggggggg
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weighted blanket isn’t enough I need to get put in a panini press and cooked until lightly toasted and golden-brown
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i love you. im pregnant and its toys
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Should I crush up my birth control and put it in the joint
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something i appreciate about this site is how often i see friends, mutuals and strangers salivating over the most Some Guy looking people i’ve ever seen. i think it’s actually good for your psyche to see people carnally desire people that you would not even think twice about. it’s good for the self esteem, a good reminder that for every random ass person on the world there is a subset of people that wants to do unspeakable things to them
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its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me
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Fox News had two men kissing for a solid 2 seconds on screen before cutting away
happy new years
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dont let people tell u ur attraction to fire is "abnormal" or "hazardous" prometheus doesnt have his liver eaten every day for u to ignore the allure of arson
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"How can platonic BDSM be a thing". It's whatever Sam Reich is doing to his friends on Game Changer actually.
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