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I’m culturally vegan. I still eat meat, but I observe the major holidays: Guiltsgiving and Passive-Aggressmas.

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They put women and minorities in my pew-pew movie and now I have to leave a 1-star review and cry into my Funko Pops.

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When my kids draw on the walls I graffiti over it. Gotta remind them whose turf this is.

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My body is a temple. It’s abandoned, full of bats, and there’s a guy outside selling potions.

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New Feature: Tap & Swipe!

Great news, Nuffies! We’ve added a new “Tap to Embiggen” mode that should help reading on phones. Just tap the comic image and it’ll expand into a lightbox, starting at the left edge so you can easily swipe through panel by panel. It might be a bit janky with the special double or triple height comics we've done before but it should be okay for most strips.

Other Shit:

Game Riffs! We just dropped the first “Game Riffs” comic, where the crew roasts retro games. This one kicks off a 3-part arc.

Updated Homepage! it got a new coat of paint so it's cleaner, more informative, still dumb.

Transcriptions! are slowly being added (about 25% done) to the strips and there'll be a full-ass site search added in the future.

And yes, embiggen is a perfectly cromulent word.

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Did a few more enhancements a couple days ago.

Website Moved and ENHANCED

The website has been moved to the original shorter domain at www.truenuff.com so here's what you need to do: Nothing. It should re-direct automatically.

In addition to the domain change, the website has gotten some minor updates. A lot of excess space was removed if you read on a mobile device. Each comic strip had a hover text caption that people probably never saw especially if you read on mobile - those hover texts are now surfaced inthe notes below the comic.

We’re also proud to announce that we’ve just reached our 600th comic.(#500 was 17 years ago - Jack Lord!). If you haven’t browsed the archives lately, now’s a great time to revisit some of our classic storylines.

Thanks for reading. Thanks for being weird

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Making sure I raise my daughter with a backbone. I forbid her to leave the house with an exoskeleton. This house is for mammals ONLY. My habitat MY rules.

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Japan during World War 2 = Crazy Reich Asians

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Game review of "WIFE" stunning graphics, confusing interface, endless sidequests, no cheats allowed and DOES NOT LIKE IT IN THE WARP ZONE.

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When you hear bones breaking in a TV show or movie what you're actually hearing is a foley artist in a sound studio breaking their own bones.

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Buddhist kid: I want nothing.

Buddhist parent: We have nothing at home!

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Warlock prison is rough. You either beat someone up on the first day or become someone’s witch.

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They put chemicals in pools that change the color of the water if you go to the bathroom and I didn't believe it until I took a shit and the water turned brown.

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People calling their pets their “children” is like me calling my kids “my pets” - which I only do when I make them poop in a box or run on their exercise wheels.

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Onlyfans? Oh you mean a bodcast.

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Oh you're a big fan? Show me your 3-4 blades.