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a dizzying aura,

disorienting, soporific, something or other.

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ow this makes me nauseous,, lovely artwork as always though. very nice soft and smooth lines. what if i ate it /silly

Lonely winter months in the off season, snowy and cold and confined, and no one comes to visit

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Spearmints is to successfully deafen the household, and Smog wants to get stuck behind the rock.

Alright everyone. What is your pets' life's mission? Robin's is to be inside the dishwasher and Sparrow's is to dig all the way through both the hardwood floors and my boots

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I say cringe ironically, I don't think cringe is a real thing, People only say it when they want to shame people, And so I say it to people who want to shame people.

Shame the shamers.

Dress how you want, Fuck everyone's opinion but yourselfs.

And have a nice day xoxo

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I!!! LOVE!!!! YOUR!!! RATZ!!!

The woke mob (Jekyll) getting violent over a banana chip

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Up and Adam isn’t just a freak, he’s a VAIN little freak. How do you have homoerotic tension with your own innards? Taking “self love” to a whole new level… like, cmon man, ripping your heart out of your chest and “exploring it with [your] tongue”? Like… making out with it??? Devouring your own flesh like it’s “exquisitely pleasurable”, like it’s the best thing since sliced buttered bread??? Ugh, this guy sure is…

Full of himself!

[ba-dum-tssss!]

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My piecing together of the CHNT timeline pre-episode 1

Jedidiah and Sydney meet as young kids

A few days from his 17th birthday, syd leaves his mother's house to live with jed, lucielle, and jed's dad

Eventually, syd and jed to to med school (as do joshua and yvonne)

In the last year of college, jed turns syd off and on again through necromancy (or very close to necromancy) we don't know whether or not Sydney was comatose at this point, just that he was very sick. the elephant man is implied to have witnessed the necromancy ("In that moment he was perfect, our Muse, prone as he was upon the forest floor - the light through the leaves, it dappled his shape, casting each curve and angle in glorious relief-his eyes were still closed")

In August of 2019, Sydney is comatose. It is unknown how long he has been in this state (potentially since being brought back to life or before being brought back to life)

While Sydney is comatose at the hospital in 2019, Elijah is his obsessive nurse

In 2018 or 2019 (Sydney says the story was told around a year ago, and in the story jed says he received the clock two years ago, and so 3 years before 2021 is 2018/late 2019), jedidiah has the "dream" from the clock of meantime and receives the clock. This may have taken place during sydney's coma based on jeds comment of, "it was when I thought I'd never see you again" and the fact that it was around late 2018 or early 2019, just after Syd's necromancy, but that's just speculation

He ends up telling his father about reviving Sydney and his father dies from learning sometime after clock of meantime. This may have been immediately after the dream? He says, "| remember when I got back home, Sydney. I remember my father's strong hands folded across his stomach. I wanted to think he was sleeping" I'm guessing he either got back home from the "dream" or from college.

Sometime before syd and jed start working at the camp, Elijah meets Lucille in her office in the dead of winter, asking where Sydney is. I'm not too sure about where to place this one on the timeline, since we don't know exactly when they began working at camp

The two drop out of college, so does yvonne for unrelated reasons (leaving joshua to be the only one to achieve a real medical degree) I'm not sure where to place this on the timeline either, as we don't know whether they dropped out pre or post coma.

After dropping out of college, the two go to work for lucille at the camp (along with joshua and yvonne)

During the 2020 year of camp, Rowan's co-counselor is "destroyed"

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hey the first part rhymed i am simply so poetic. /j

January is going to be a ride!

Planning on switching meds, ah, very addictive ones at that! Tried every SSRI under the sun so now it’s time to try SNRI’s! Not fun.

I’m saying this so you all know when to give me love and attenti— /j /j /j /hj /j

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January is going to be a ride!

Planning on switching meds, ah, very addictive ones at that! Tried every SSRI under the sun so now it’s time to try SNRI’s! Not fun.

I’m saying this so you all know when to give me love and attenti— /j /j /j /hj /j

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YES I FW THIS SO HARD?? OH MY GOD??

do you guys fw my camp here and there x tpot/xfohv au. i dont care if you dont regardless i just wanna show it here because im ill

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this makes me very unwell /pos, somehow

The pig from the anatomy lab (cold and dead and revived not out of care, but as a test. An experiment. Likely abandoned soon after proving the theory that would lead to the resurrection of Sydney. It would've been an experiment anyways, it had no purpose but to be carved up and studied back in that lab. But when Jedidiah stole it he gave it a purpose. Sacrificial pig I love you.)

sacrificial little test pig... never tasted life until he was resurrected and abandoned...only brought out from his mother to be used as an experiment and cast aside...ENDED UP BEING USED IN A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT EXPERIMENT BUT STILL CAST ASIDE.

Anyways I think Jedidiah literally killing Sydney in med school would've been a pretty solid reason behind him dropping out. Hence why I included that one bit where him about to dissect the pig switches to dissecting Sydney. Like I don't think he can stomach it anymore

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"I could take your life if you're done with it, sweetheart," (Everyone's favorite demonic mental health awareness advocate: Up and Adam! Stim board edition-)

🩸|🩸|🩸 / 🩸|🩸|🩸 / 🩸|🩸|🩸

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did u know.. the earth has two moons rn. even if the second one will leave us soon, its still something special

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THAT’S OVER 83 HOURS. JESUS CHRIST????? 83+ HOURS???????????? IDEK IF THAT COUNTS THE TIMES I LISTENED OFFLINE THROUGH DOWNLOADS!

I’m normal about this podcast

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Totally not heavily thinking about just paying someone to cuddle me.

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uuuuuhhhhhhhghghghhgggggghhhhghghghhhhghhggg

Either need to bang my head against a fucking wall or curl up with someone and sleep for the rest of the day. Please I’m so tired of things going so fucking wrong

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does anyone else remember being terrorized every single commercial break by the madagascar 3 trailer on every single cartoon channel in 2011-2012