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i feel so sigma!

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sydney: i always wanted to be killed by something that loved me

the humble elijah volkov

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From the Mayfield and Co website.

Chat? How are we feeling?

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Getting there

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LOOK AT WHAT MY FRIEND DREW

THEYRE SO COOL I LOVE THEIR ART. OUHGGG!!!!

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go my worms

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"i dont know which these guys are"

Would You Like To. im not even do e

SURE!!!!!!! :3

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hey guys where tf did elijah get an oven to make butter cookies

or

how did he get stuff to warm a kettle for tea

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It has been so long. Sigh

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one of the more bizarre moments in chnt is how the agents appreciate 69 jokes SO MUCH they record it in their notes

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can you observe his stupid and gay face. i hate him. i hate him so badly (u dont have to draw him i just like showing him off)

WOOWOAHAH!!!! i actually drew him ages ago i just forgot to reply…SORRY.

so slight issue. first time i basically just drew jedidiah. SO HEY! TAKE TWO!!

also hey is that my beautiful husbands art…wowoowowowowahaowowahowhoaah./rhet /silly

i love this guy!!!

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headcanon -

jedidiah has lumbar scoliosis and kyphosis, which makes his posture HORRIFIC… it also causes him knee and hip pain.

i feel like he just kind of assumed that everyone had some kind of back and joint pain when he was younger…?

…his mother would tell him that his back hurt because of the way he stood (which was crooked.) or that his joints hurt because he was growing… but the pain only got worse as he got older.

sydney told jedidiah that it wasn’t normal to have moderate - severe back and joint pain at their age, so jedidiah took himself to the doctor and they were kind of like… “what the hell dude, why didn’t you get checked for scoliosis sooner?”

totally not me projecting as a jedidiah fictionkin with scoliosis… whaaat? i would never project onto a fictional character as a coping mechanism… /silly

I was that way about migraines. I just thought that shit happened to errybody

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my names jedidiah

i made the clocks..

it was difficult to put the pieces together...

my name is the fucking elephant man oh yeah my name is the fucking elephant man oh yeah bam bara bam bam bam bara bam bam

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look at my camp counselor dawg imgoing to die..

soren wit da ponytail

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I can’t stop drawing this freak whAT IS WRONG WITH HIM

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entwined

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The new chnt tracks ???????