thoughtsnotfortwitter

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fucking hell just let the bridgertons be gay

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just experienced my first workplace sexual harassment...i’m a real professional woman now ^-^ 

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shoutout to my mom for taking four full days to comment on my weight gain after my return from college

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some people say things that sound super deep, but they’re really just pretentious assholes

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at this point, every shopping trip has turned into a fun game of “do I hate it because of body dysmorphia or gender dysphoria?” 

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nothing like having close friends mock something you like to your face, knowing you like that thing

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it has come to my attention that I am the problem

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if gender is a performance then i’m an actor in a porno

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I know I shouldn’t take it personally but TWO therapists canceling on me in a row???? 

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I personally am a little sad that the ever given is on the move...kinda thought she would just chill there. knowing she was sitting right there gave me the only peace I have known this quarantine 

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me: struggles with self-worth, feelings of being inadequate, anxiety when things don’t go to plan

school-provided therapist: cancels our initial session and says he can’t help me

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fuck, and I mean this with my whole heart, Ronald Reagan 

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sometimes you want to go to therapy but then you think, no, I'm doing ok right now in this moment. bitch, that’s why you want to go to therapy. you’re thinking right

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is a spiderman cosplay tiktok an acceptable reference for a hair stylist? asking for a friend

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why tf do I get so mad when other people are in the kitchen at the same time as me

like, go away, I can’t do anything while someone else is in here

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i wanna own a small house with this girl and sit in our bathtub while she does her hair and talks to me about things she loves

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if Benedict Bridgerton doesn’t get Bene-dicked down by his artist friend, i’m throwing myself into the abyss