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your first kill together as a couple is an important relationship milestone
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bf who floats in the air with hearts in his eyes when you walk past him Call that a buoyfriend
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sends you images captioned "us <3" but they're all oil paintings of people being hunted and torn apart by wild beasts and birds
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About the unfortunate footage of jerma choosing to twerk in his most recent stream. That's the worst I've seen literally anyone do it, ever. It's impressively bad. And now he has to live with that footage being out there, for the rest of his life.
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My stim is having sex with your mother
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I just realized that non-artists will never know the pain of your artist friend/partner drawing you and themselves together and then drifting apart from you ??? like What do I do with this drawing now. What Do I Do With This. What
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what you girls really need is a soft fuzzy man
an ambient man
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GOD, the sky is so pretty when it casts its magnificent blue upon the houses and cars and city streets below as if we are deserving of its hue. I fucking LOVE the sky !!!!!!
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gender has literally no limits or rules if youre a demon
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thoughtlessbitch
replace one word of your url with bitch
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ok grandpa, now lets get you back to bed /sx
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i put the sexy in bisexyal
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tumblr is such an evil little place full of evil little people. miscreants, all of you
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what's crackin'
your head once I fucking Get You
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*visibly shaking with anger* you monster. he was just a little guy. How could you
whooh i got some protein in me (i ate an ant off the floor)
#I watched you pick him up and eat him off the floor#he had a husband and kids and you killed him before he even got to celebrate pride#i hope you die and go to hell today
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