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The dog did my homework
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And with YOUR help, we can make him feel even worse!
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And with YOUR help, we can make him feel even worse!
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you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it
example: you absolute coat hanger
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james baldwin, giovanni’s room
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Mousegirl conspiracy theorist handing you a folder of documents "And remember: This is just the tip of the miceberg."
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POSTING THIS AGAIN!!!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!!!
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Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.
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Welcome to Australia! Where a fast food restaurant literally made a mirrored reflective sea-gull proof packet for their fries so they don’t god damn try to fly down and steal your fries.
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liking a male character like hes my girlfriend hes my dad he is literally me i could fix him i could make him worse hes a whore hes my best friend hes my sworn enemy i just want to punch him i want to hold his hand i just want to send him to therapy
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Sextina Aquafina - "Get Dat Fetus Kill Dat Fetus"
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