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im gay but $20 isn’t even $20 anymore
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spin the wheel for a genre!
#documentary#i would kill this role man. am i the subject in which case people are observing and deconstructing my very small very ordinary life#or am i the main researcher of something niche i care deeply about getting ro twll about it for an hour and a half#either way#effervescent
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you can’t all be puppies one of you has to be an anteater or something
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disco elysium is one of those ad games about helping the miserable mud woman change her wardrobe except real and not false advertising
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The whole "boy cat" thing is so annoyingggggg your cats gender has nothing to do with how they feel about you i literally cannot imagine being so brain rotted by patriarchy that you somehow think your neutered male cat has special male love for you that female cats don't have the capacity for. Is there something wrong with you
#animal sexes literally matter 0 my mom thought my neuteed cat was a female at first#genuinely esp if theyre fixed it has no bearing on their cureness clinginess or personality#if theyre not fixed the only thing about a male cat is his funny balls you can look at and laugh (but get your pets neutered/spayed)
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i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.
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Hey all! My irl friend and her family are going through some really tough times with a single parent dealing some urgent health issues requiring some time at the hospital. My friend has a brother who is still a minor and they collectively have 2 residences to pay for + they need to eat. Please help if you can!
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You ever notice how a washing machine 10 minutes is actually about 17 minutes human time
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I've been trying to be really disciplined so I've only eaten out 2x and ordered delivery 0 times this month to save some money and build cooking discipline
Well. It's lunar new year tomorrow and mom bought sushi and I demolished it. The rice was even too mushy but I haven't had raw fish in over a month I was so focused on sucking it up like a fucked up Kirby
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Can ads be illegal please I don't want to want items and objects
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