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Are u single?
“single” is a word the government created to give Americans tax disadvantages. if you’re asking me if im lonely the answer is yes.
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watching death note with my family and after the college entrance episode my mom asked offhandedly if anyone had ever pictured L and light as a couple before. it felt like one single white dove had landed on a crystalline lake in a beautiful pure clearing. no i dont think anyones ever thought of that before
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The Substance (2024) // Shrek (2001) & Shrek 2 (2004)
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harry dubois if he was a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbors cat in a small village in the alps
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aaaaaa boo hoo hoo aaaa sob sob aaaa sniff sniff sob
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You wasted $6.99 to ask people if they know any beatles fanfics…
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real estate agents taking the piss why even bother uploading a 75 pixel wide floor plan
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it's not a 100% infection rate. but there is a disease you get if you spend too long liking disco elysium where eventually you find harry attractive
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