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weirdest part of being an adult is the fact that you can put off watching a movie for nearly a decade and barely notice
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tom walker ran a challenge for people to post vids of themselves watching his stream in the weirdest ways possible, and after all the 'turning the stream into ascii frame by frame and printing it out' and 'radioing it to a 1980s walkman' entries, this one took me out at the fucking knees
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spin this wheel for a length of fic. you have to write a fic that length
#74k#i can do that#my longest one is 90k (wip)#but I also have a 63k wip and a 60k wip and a 26k wip and a 21k wip and a 13k wip#and a bunch of smaller ones#i have adhd.
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I did this compilation right after Vine went down, and I thought I lost it, but I finally found it
#i forgot about the ‘go be a furry somewhere else’ kid#he’s probably in college at this point lol#video
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i don’t get disappointed anymore, I just be like aw again? ok lol
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holy shit. this guy on the bus talking to a girl about how he trades stocks. and she goes “have you seen american psycho” and he said no i dont watch movies. im too busy trading
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when i was a kid i got a 90% on my kindergarten "what are your favorite things?" test because for the question "what is your favorite animal?" i wrote down "puma" and it got marked wrong because my teacher said a puma isnt even an animal its a kind of shoe
#only time I ever got a yellow card in kindergarten was when I didn’t put my head down in time cause I was tidying the table ajsjdjjdjdkjss#kinda unrelated but#one time in sixth grade the substitute scolded me for smiling because i guess she thought I was laughing at her ?#and all my classmates jumped to defend me cause everyone liked me lol#and I never started shit or acted out#and one guy literally said ‘she was probably just thinking about the walking dead’#basically ‘she was thinking about blorbo from her shows’#the teacher still scolded me lol#i was always nice and everyone knew I was going through a lot so i kinda got put in this weird ‘no bullying allowed’ box#teachers were the only ones who ever broke the unspoken rule
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TIL Humans domesticated dogs before they developed written language
via reddit.com
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Kendrick: America is built off of the backs of slaves whose descendants, who were promised freedom and reparations they never got, are now being told that they're not good enough for this country. We're told that we're too black, we're too ghetto, we make everything too political. The elite like to watch us fight amongst ourselves because that way they'll be safe from the consequences of their actions.
Y'all: HAHA wow, Kendrick played Not Like Us!!! Everyone called Drake a pedophile!!! Kendrick is such a hater about This One Guy and This One Guy Only, this is a single instance after all, that's so funny. Anyway (proceeds to never interact with anything else he makes ever again)
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i'm losing my mind I cannot witness this alone. LOOK at dr phil's monstrosity of a mansion
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IT'S THEIR DAY
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may god guide the glorious philadelphia eagles in their holy war against the infernal kansas city chiefs
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