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Mechanic Daisuke and Intern Swansea
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thinking about those swing doors with no handles and no locks that open both ways and how they're really the Idea of a door more than anything. they're purely symbolic. anyone can walk in and anyone can walk out at any time but you still have to cross the threshold. you still have to make the choice. it still means something even if nothing could have stopped you. because there's a door there.
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*full metal jacket sergeant voice* holy Jesus.
a study i did because i realized idk how to draw environments at all LMAO
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he looks so small and pathetic. I love him and will protect him for the rest of my days.
Today's Seal Is: Footsies
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It turns out that, rather than space orcs, humans are more like space cats. We believe ourselves to be the best species in the galaxy when we actually are taken care of by more advanced aliens while doing little more than be adorable and destroy local wildlife when left to our own devices.
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you have entered.. the scary door
#thorne 5658#god i never tell anyone but the twilight zone is like my all time favorite tv show concept. like#i am EXTREMELY normal ankut The Twilight Zoneβ’ by Rod Sterling#*about (i dont want to delete the tag to fix the typo)
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I don't think I would have blamed him. shooting the wretched thing would have done this world a service, even if it is a little bit of an overreaction
Iβll never forget the fear in my dadβs voice when I was babysitting one of my friends fancy and expensive tarantulas. She trusted me since I had also at one point owned a spider (a jumping spider which is WAAAAYYY smaller) and she was going out of town for a few days.
He knocked the lid off the terrarium and immediately called me when he realized it had gotten OUT.
βEveren you have until tonight when I got to bed to get that thing out of my garage.β
Dad refused to go into the garage,
@thorne-5658 refused to come over til it was out of the garage.
And as much as I adore spiders I did NOT want to touch it.
It was fine, I got it into the garage, explained to the friend what happened; she recently asked if Iβd tarantula sit again since my dad wonβt be there to accidentally set it loose again.
I said no :,) esp since I live with Ghostie right now
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What if Pokemon & Animal Crossing had a crossover game? #22 Made in Blender! I referenced @vanillacherie 's art for face!
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I low-key love the fact that sci-fi has so conditioned us to expect to be hanging out with a bunch of cool space aliens, that legitimate, actual scientists keep proposing the most bizarre, three-blunts-into-the-rotation "theories" to explain the fact we're not.
Some of my favourites include:
Zoo Theory: What if there are loads of aliens out there, but they're not talking to us because of the Prime Directive from Star Trek? (Or because they're doing experiments on us???)
Dark Forest Theory: What if there are loads of aliens out there, but they all hate us and each other so they're all just waiting with a shotgun pointed at the door, ready to open fire on anything that moves?
Planetarium Theory: What if there's at least one alien with mastery over light and matter that's just making it seem to us that the universe is empty to us as, like, a joke?
Berserker Theory: What if there were loads of aliens, but one of them made infinite killer robots that murdered everyone and are coming for us next?!!
Like, the universe is at least 13,700,000,000 years old and 46,000,000,000 light years big. We have had the ability to transmit and receive signals for, what, 100 years, and our signals have so far travelled 200 light years?
The fact is biological life almost certainly has, does, or will develop elsewhere in the universe, and it's not impossible that a tiny amount of it has, does, or will develop in a way that we would understand as "intelligent". But, like, we're realistically never going to know because of the scale of the things involved.
So I'm proposing my own hypothesis. I call it the "Fool in a Field" hypothesis. It goes like this:
Humanity is a guy standing in the middle of a field at midnight. It's pitch black, he can't move, and he's been standing there for ages. He's just had the thought to swing his arms. He swings one of his arms, once, and does not hit another person. "Oh no!" He says. "Robots have killed them all!"
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yes, it is indeed the fucking tire company
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