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forever an English major. i like yoga, dark chocolate, tall trees, pups, and traveling.
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i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
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just got a quote for car insurance. now i'm watching time lapse videos of tornadoes so I can calm down.
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"No one does corruption better than the Northeast, baby!" -Jon Stewart
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it's the most wonderful time of the year
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PPY Low Tide-53 by World Wide Well on Flickr.
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perks of being short
can be picked up
perfect spooning
good at hiding
can ride mini ponies
low ceilings/doorways not a problem
cons of being short
pants are too long
not an arm rest
cannot reach
cannot reach
cannot reach
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I ate more donuts at work today than I've eaten in the last 15 years (2)
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i should mention that this wasn't even a costume party
We’re cats meow… #meow
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