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Hermione Granger: *comes from muggle world and discovers magic*

Hermione Granger: *witnesses humans transfigure into animals*

Hermione Granger: *time-travels multiple times per day*

Professor Trelawney: “I can prophesize the future.”

Hermione Granger: “Bullshit. That can’t be possible. Fuck you.”

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Just Straight Things #49

“not that there’s anything wrong with that”

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whenever I take selfies I’m like. In love w myself and then someone will take a photo of me and it reminds me to stay #humble

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better act like u care before i act like i never met u

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This is the single greatest thing I’ve ever impulse bought.

My previous pencil pouch was a realistic juice box but the shock factor on THIS THING IS BETTER. Wait until I pull this out in class.

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Back in my day, we didn’t have menu screens. When a movie ended it was replaced by a tranquil, bright blue screen that suddenly became screeching, demonic static if you didn’t turn off the TV in time.

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thank you, nature, for pre-slicing oranges for us. You didnt have to and you did anyway and that was cool of you

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me: *sighs*

friend: what's wrong?

me: heteronormativity

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im educated but like…im still stupit

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me: *ruins every family meal by arguing about social issues*

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being alive is very………..Not Easy

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i want an episode of htgawm to end with frank walking into the office with a freshly shaven face and everyone starts screaming

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