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Mous-fer-RATu.

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King

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energy policy would be much better if we still had a tradition of animal sacrifice I think. people would be way more chill about nuclear energy if they could see a large and proud bull being ritually sacrificed every month or so at the base of the cooling towers to keep the plant safe

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Still feels weird that the same band made "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" and "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"

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I’m planning out my bedroom when i live on my own next year

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i love when a villain is like "ahhh what a ROTTEN day" but they mean that it's good and they're just saying it like that because they arbitrarily like when things are bad

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If you've started a movie and got at least half way through, that counts as yes.

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marshmallow. bogmallow. swampmallow. fenmallow

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this should have been me

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You've been isekai'd into a fictional setting. Spin this wheel to find out which one.

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The legend of King Arthur predates thinking

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dramatically and violently turns into a werewolf and then continues doing the same thing I was doing before

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onwards, comrades

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the verticals vs the horizontals is tomorrow

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Being non-binary is like instead of having an angel and a demon on ur shoulder u have a faggot and a dyke