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If you guys were on here at 11 years old what would you be posting about
#clone wars#books i was reading like#keys to the kingdom#peeps#oh!#11 is when i became obsessed with both the black death and jack the ripper#also medieval torture#i liked the rack iron maiden pear of anguish#being 11 is weird#an easy part of being 11 was everyone was obsessed with the twilight franchise#and that was an easy way to have a conversation about a normal thing because i could just read that#oh id be blogging about the end of my fave show The Batman#fun to think about what was going on then#i didnt go on the computer much till highschool
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this tweet is new but it is actually a fundamental text for me
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i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling
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people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them
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#i dont think my parents checked before meeting us#but my dad was convinced he knew the gender both time and was right#first born im named after all the other first borns on my dads side#but for my younger brother they discussed boy names#and my dad was like we dont need a girl name#and my mum was like fine ill pick by myself then if its a girl#but he wasnt and still isnt and probably wont be at this point
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commuting to the bit. yeah ill be there in about 40 minutes just keep stalling
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The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk
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@help-help-i-need-an-adult we've got raspberries fresh off the press!
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Yep, I'm a city slicker. Wake up one morning and your city's all slick? That was me.
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i tried drawing the tbh creature from memory hold on
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When I was in the hospital, they gave me a big bracelet that said ALLERGY, but like. I'm allergic to bees. Were they going to prescribe me bees in there.
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