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People used to think manatees were mermaids. Christopher Columbus once mistook a sighting of 3 manatees for an encounter with real mermaids and wrote in his journal that they were ’…not so beautiful as they are said to be, for their faces had some masculine traits.’ Source Source 2 Source 3

Photo by Tracy Colson, USFWS

Photo by Keith Ramos, USFWS

Photo by Keith Ramos, USFWS

Photo by Keith Ramos, USFWS

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Carol of the Bells played by basketballs

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“If one more asteroid try to stop me”

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I hate how the stereotype is that dolphins are good and sharks are evil, when dolphins are so smart that they have the capacity for evil but sharks are simple fish who can only be true neutral, so even if a minority of dolphins are evil there are still more evil dolphins than sharks

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i’ll never get over the moment when luke gets the higher ground in rotj and vader just fuckin chucks his lightsaber at him. he dont give a shit if that’s his son he’s just like “not this time bitch”

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Today is the only day you can share this meme. Precisely 2000 years prior to March 6th 4017. The day Squidward trapped himself in the freezer. March 6th 2017.

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Critics in 2010: Sherlock is so groundbreaking with the way it shows Sherlock’s deductions on screen!

Blue’s Clues, 1996:

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why do people hear “fantasy” and think “british and irish accents”

know what i want? i want a fucking dark souls chosen undead goin round swinging their sword shouting “Y'ALL'DVE”

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the first complaynts are coming in: jess thinks my rimes are but a sin. she canot see the meme’s apeel. the bredlik love she does not feel.

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The bumblebee was officially added to the endangered species list.

 Please:

Go plant an organic flower native to wherever you are

Leave your “weeds” alone they probably aren’t hurting anything

Stop using/buying Roundup and all other insecticides, herbicides, pesticides. 

If you have a bee problem (which almost never happens) call a local beekeeper! They will remove them safely free of charge

Bumblebees usually nest underground and just wanna be left alone! They won’t hurt you. To prevent destroying their habit during hibernation, avoid mowing yards until April or May. If you do mow, raise the blades to the highest setting

Please save my fat clumsy fuzzy friends I love them and they’re very good pollinators.

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When I was little I thought “prima donna” was “pre-Madonna” as in an era before Madonna

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god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

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IM LOSING MY FUCKDAMN MIND I THOUGHT THIS WAS AN EDIT TO HAVE HER WITH BIG TITTIES AND A BOOB WINDOWWSWEATER FUCK MYLIFE

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All churches should be homeless shelters at night