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me, lonely as shit: i'm lonely as shit

anyone: hey do you want to hang out m-

me, exhausted suddenly: no

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if i feel an emotion one more time im gonna snap

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ain’t no character development quite like zuko’s character development 

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@2017: not to sound desperate but i’m begging you 

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Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

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*to my doctor after getting laser eye surgery* so how do i shoot them

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me: I dont wanna like…… do things……..

My psychologist: You have to, do things

me: 

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how does golbat close its mouth?????

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*makes eye contact with security cameras to assert dominance*

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avoiding hate like

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Vintage women being badass. You’re welcome.

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i love when people cancel plans, because I’d much rather stay home and lay in bed. aint mad at ya

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Some friendships are forever

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