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Me: Hey F, eat some of these plums. F: How do you eat it? M: ...? F: Like do you eat the skin too? M: Yes... F: Does it have seeds? I've never eaten a plum before Me: ....sigh...
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Watching a video of a fire-ball
https://www.facebook.com/playgroundenglish/videos/396080370725299/ Me: Hey, check this out. It's a... F: Distinguisher!
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Car drives past with a particularly large wing
F: Look at the size of that wing. Me: Looks like he's compensating for something F: No he's not! M: You know?? [30 seconds later] F: Hey......
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Just for show
We've been away for two days for a family holiday, and only now F realised his watch was set wrong...
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Cooked some wagyu burgers for dinner...
F: Hey, you know how restaurants mix fat with their burgers? Me: Yeah... F: Well, this mince was 100% wagyu so there's no fat. M: No, there's still fat in there. F: No, it's 100% wagyu meat! That's why it tastes so good. M: No, it's 80% wagyu meat, 20% wagyu fat.
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Me: S (aged 2y2m), it's time to sleep. Are you tired? S: Yes... M: Do you want to go to sleep? S: No... M: Why don't you want to go to sleep? S: Party!
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F: Is ginger beer nice? Me: Yes…
[F takes a drink]
F: Oh it’s nice…like lemon lime and bitters. M: …? F: But ginger flavoured.
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Me: Why is the leftover soup still in the fridge? I asked you to finish it. F: But I finished the pork first. M: The soup was cooked before the pork, which leftover makes sense to eat first? F: But if the soup is aged it'll taste better!
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F: Hey...how do you say sleep in Cantonese? Me: 瞓覺 No response from Felix, 2 minutes later... F: Hey Siri, how do you say sleep in Cantonese?
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An actual conversation this morning...
F: I'm not tired, we got an extra hour of sleep this morning because of daylight saving Me: No we didn't, the clocks went forward. We lost an hour. F: No, we gained an hour. I'm right. I know I'm right. I'm putting my foot down. M: Did you change any clocks this morning? F: Yes, the clock on the wall... M: Yeah, and which way did you move the clock? [Two minutes later] F: Forward... M: ....? F: Oh, so we lost an hour
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Watching "Noma" on Netflix. Rene Redzepi says "food becomes who you are..." F: "So I'm brown rice then"
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F: Did S (our son) eat on the bread? Me: …? F: ….? Me: [silence]
A few seconds later…
F: Oh wait. Did S eat bread on the bed?
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F bought an orange dishwashing liquid instead of the usual green. Me: Why did you buy the orange one? F: I wanted to try a different flavour!
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F: Where's the water boiler thing? Me: ... F: ??? M: ... F: Oh wait, kettle...
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Costco run today and we buy a pre-made pizza to take home for dinner...F packs it sideways...guess who's having the plain side of the pizza tonight?
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F: Did you get the thing? Me: What thing? F: The ear temperature thing. M: You mean, a thermometer? F: Yeah, ear temperature thing!
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