thisloathsomegargoyle

[thisloathsomegargoyle]

Do you think Meg has a crush on Christine ?

Hmm.

Probably.

[thisloathsomegargoyle]

Your fondness for Christine is well known. She, from all descriptions is lovely and kind, but what don't we know about Christine? What are some of her less charming qualities?

If there are any, Erik cannot think of them.

[thisloathsomegargoyle]

Do you ever use vulgar language? If so, how often, and which words and phrases are your favourites?

Naturally. I don't have a favorite. They are all perfect for different situations.

[thisloathsomegargoyle]

Do you ever get seasick ?

No. Erik does not tend to get sick at all.

[Debatable.]

[thisloathsomegargoyle]

Hey, could be worse. Some people think you and Carlotta could be a couple !

Ew, no–

[thisloathsomegargoyle]

Are you still in contact with the Daroga ?

....Perhaps.

[thisloathsomegargoyle]

what would you say is your most appealing feature? that is perceived by others.

[He really has to think about this one.]

........My voice.

[thisloathsomegargoyle]

Some people think you and the Daroga should be a couple. Any thoughts on that ?

[Is his face a bit red?]

Pfff, what? That's– That's ridiculous! Erik would never– Of course not!

[thisloathsomegargoyle]

would you eat an onion just to scare someone?

Absolutely.

[thisloathsomegargoyle]

What do you smell like ?

I don't know. A cave?

[thisloathsomegargoyle]

Re : the impersonator

If you sue him, you will make a lot of money.

I already make a lot of money.

[thisloathsomegargoyle]

Have you ever seen Christine nude ? I mean, it is only to be expected, seeing as to how you spied on her from the other side of her bedroom mirror for so long…

[His face goes bright red under his mask, and he seems almost offended by the question.]

Of course not! I would never pry into my Christine's privacy in such a way!

[Stalking? That's on the table, sure. Being a peeping tom? Apparently not.]

[thisloathsomegargoyle]

I find your general manners intimidatingly charming. Could you teach me your ways?

Be intimidating, wear good clothing, drop a chandelier. That's all you need.

[thisloathsomegargoyle]

Who would win in a fight, Meg or Carlotta?

Please. Carlotta can hardly sing, she certainly cannot fight.

[thisloathsomegargoyle]

Erik, how do you feel about people writing stories about you residing in the presence of young ladies who are not Christine?

Tch. As if Erik would do such a thing.

[thisloathsomegargoyle]

Idk if you’ve heard but in London there’s a guy impersonating you. You should sue him

What??? Why????

[thisloathsomegargoyle]

send nudes

......Pardon?