thisloathsomegargoyle

[thisloathsomegargoyle]

When was the last time you bathed and washed your clothes ?

Recently, definitely.

[It's hard to tell if he's lying or not.]

[thisloathsomegargoyle]

are you on TikTok ?

....What?

[thisloathsomegargoyle]

But dogs give you unconditional love and are very loyal

Plus you can have a calm dog

Cats are better.

[thisloathsomegargoyle]

Pfff… Fine… we can’t do anything here…

- Fabien F

Get out.

[thisloathsomegargoyle]

I just wanna be part of your SYMPHONY 🐬🌈✨

[audible confusion]

[thisloathsomegargoyle]

Do you take Raoul to be your lawfully wedded wife

Hhhhhh?????

[thisloathsomegargoyle]

Why do you love Christine so much?? She's so mid.

Christine is wonderful! She is beautiful, and has such a lovely voice, and–

[Off he goes, ranting about Christine's beauty.]

[thisloathsomegargoyle]

Your voice SUCKS

And why would I care about the opinion of someone I have never met?

[thisloathsomegargoyle]

You're so beautiful 😍

Hhh????

[thisloathsomegargoyle]

You give me more the vibe that you are a dog person, ngl

Absolutely not. Dogs are loud and obnoxious. Cats are much better.

[thisloathsomegargoyle]

*sets a sealed jar of paper stars and an instruction sheet to make more paper stars on the ground with a simple note that says "Have fun!" and promptly leaves because I would like to live*

[He looks at the jar curiously, before looking at the paper. Then, without saying a word, he whisks away the jar and paper, disappearing into the dark. Evidently, he's decided this is a good form of entertainment.]

[thisloathsomegargoyle]

Are you free for a date anytime soon?

.....What?

[thisloathsomegargoyle]

You can’t stop me.

- Fabien F

[He grabs the Punjab lasso.]

Try me.

[thisloathsomegargoyle]

I didn't realize you cared about what was proper to share regarding gossip 🤔

Oh, I don't. I just know you people would be obnoxious about it, otherwise.

[thisloathsomegargoyle]

You wanna be lonely together? 🥺

Not particularly. Erik doesn't even know you.

[thisloathsomegargoyle]

I mean you are way more fashionable than raoul

Your outfits are on point, he's are just simple

So that's not really a slave of fashion unless ofc u consider today's fashion idea but we're talking about the 1880s so not exactly today's standard

How tf did I end up ranting about fashion here? Idk either, my bad

He is a slave of fashion and I refuse to believe otherwise.

[thisloathsomegargoyle]

Greetings phantom

...Hello?