(◡‿ ◡ ✿) I wasn't masturbating, I was just cleaning it and it went off. (⊙︿ ⊙✿) fashionable and functional with a dash of abject terror ( ゚ ._> ゚) TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT If you be you, then the people that love you, will really actually love you. ⁕ No Vengence ⚖ Only Justice ☮ ps. Daniel Radcliffe is a Legend. --vvv--GIFS--vvv--
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[You can not and must not allow kitchen appliances to keep an eye on your social life]
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no offense but if u just straight up drink milk then I will never listen to a word u say to me
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CHEATING IS A CHOICE CHEATING IS A CHOICE CHEATING IS A CHOICE CHEATING IS A CHOICE CHEATING IS A CHOICE CHEATING IS A CHOICE
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honestly being tagged in things makes me so happy because it’s like?? ? you think of me?? ? you remember me?? ? i don’t even remember me sometimes
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can't wait until i have a wife so i can say "i love my wife" and introduce her to people by saying "i'd like you to meet my wife" and get out of boring social engagements by saying "i have to go home to my wife" and talk about her to anyone who will listen to me because she's my wife and i adore her
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emojis for when you're a little too fruity
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Everyone who has heard the term “guerrilla warfare” has also briefly imagined a war made up of gorillas - this is the one connecting thread that every single one of us on this planet share, surpassing race, virtues, culture and more. If you’re ever feeling lonely, know that at one point, all of us thought this very same thought.
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