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i ordered the arsenal issue of these football times like 2 months ago, forgot about it, and it arrived the day after my birthday. i am truly the best at giving presents https://www.instagram.com/p/CADZGYHnsWRcoUe9pPZTATGTGjgPXi3CghXOII0/?igshid=kxsds2korsvg

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happy mothers day, last time it happened on my birthday was 2015 and we went to buffalo wild wings to celebrate https://www.instagram.com/p/CAB4j99nVW7Lp9RB6AvoiKq_pSG8ig0lFU98YY0/?igshid=1qvmj6f3sd6ol

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holy shit my lifelong love of gas station hot dogs is about to start paying dividends https://www.instagram.com/p/B_nzssHHHlTT48F_eT0HxZZLVjm3VftJOFbDK00/?igshid=1atd987c24ws4

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cat machine broke https://www.instagram.com/p/B_X3wC3nx4scR4-Xmh7DqD0gQmGscw4cy7zKGI0/?igshid=1kf2omegrhyuj

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safety babies https://www.instagram.com/p/B_XjCi3noyCDeN7HInFDoaQDfrtwOeNrphngGs0/?igshid=wl6mzchga9un

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julie and i had arts and crafts time yesterday lmao. i tried painting her starfinder character and she painted my number one most overrated fruit https://www.instagram.com/p/B_PzCZpHl-t14ZGp_hreXYsGVyptREtSNBC0uQ0/?igshid=1bjqcd65dmj6j

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this is me at 20 when i didnt know you could choose "no filter" and "no border" on instagram https://www.instagram.com/p/B_Gqvj3Ho-ccQ8OXJfDnbBOxOvdL-4GOIPBTT40/?igshid=i4whzhic31hb

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that's me baby https://www.instagram.com/p/B_Ds6Lhl9n19VEN3xu6Wt8kxZ2QwUcIsLXpk9A0/?igshid=3yobt4bv2k0c

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i can not imagine a less receptive audience https://www.instagram.com/p/B-94-xGnClI_mJF4Dhln0K_l0CP5QgB0V25DGc0/?igshid=2x5qbtrb7bbb

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my coworkers are lazy but flexible https://www.instagram.com/p/B-7Q0wDnr9_zicBi47PhPzcBVw1p2aYr2T0KzY0/?igshid=113czi0mn6zlj

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living my best life for @cincicutthroats https://www.instagram.com/p/B-n0p_gn-N_ZfztCXLSZS7aw3RWhKFBsRB76Ng0/?igshid=16jzj7ndosg19

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flat cat™ https://www.instagram.com/p/B-Vsln9n3FscRQecq5qT-mpsFpCZIvLcnyPQu80/?igshid=1f96447hregun

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[Italian] https://www.instagram.com/p/B-TPpfGn_Uvo6SC2T-6TKhm-vjqAHnUzuPGrIM0/?igshid=qtg93p8p72jx

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conference call fit https://www.instagram.com/p/B-M15VyHhqPj4z3L_W26pws-PVwz_H7mSkLwKU0/?igshid=hruy7uxo22jp

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ahh yes the dead eyed stare and arms akimbo stance of a REAL bowler https://www.instagram.com/p/B99c7jqHX50ck4h2zmIgyZr6rmkSC_HGijk3KU0/?igshid=itamezb0wug0

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this fat fuck is tired of having his parents at home all the time https://www.instagram.com/p/B97Oj6ZHmp6ZQwzVvh8gGq49xN65A8OLmIRgbM0/?igshid=ujmso3f64r3f

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quarantined in space https://www.instagram.com/p/B9wrbCOHdrFSdJhy8vhLpsgrDpkFsxsawqlH7E0/?igshid=ymg7tkoh7t3h