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The only realistic gay/straight interaction

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@staff is probably going to flag this.

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I have no clue why this is so god damn funny but i cannot stop fucking watching it

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Mom, after talking about hook up culture: Like I know you wouldn’t just have sex with someone you don’t even know. Someone you just met that night and gave your body, allowed them the gift of your body to them! Right?

Me, her thot of a son:

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@IG: jtscosplay

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So I bought the first Animal Crossing for Gamecube and I forgot how truly ridiculous it was.

I asked my villager Stu if he needed any favors, and he said that he lent his glasses case to Aurora and needed it back. So I go to Aurora and ask to pick up the item to which she replies that Monique came up and snatched it from her. I go to Monique who tells me that Belle told her she needed it and to go yell at her. I travel to Belle who says that she forgot the glasses case wasn’t hers and she let Tad borrow it. SOOO I find Tad’s house and see him walking into it. I enter his house and proceed to get lectured about having a bee sting. Tad apparently gets so worked up about the fact that I won’t tell him why I was walking around shaking trees in the first place that he becomes furious, tells me I deserved to get stung, and refuses to talk to me. I had to leave his house and go do other shit for awhile before I came back and finally got the glasses case. I go back to Stu who gives me an entire bed for my troubles.

Anyways they should remaster this game

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