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Foster Dog: Jerome

Adopt Jerome This is Jerome. Isn’t he a Handsome Dude! Mum has been sharing his posts trying to help get him adopted. Jerome is with a foster family in Arizona. They saved him from being euthanized. During his stay with his foster family, they have worked on his basic skills and his reactive behavior towards dogs. So, he has come a long way from the pup he was in the shelter. It has been a…

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Super Jinxy

Super Pets Mum made me into a Super Pet. Batman is her fav superhero, so she put me in her costume and made a video of me. Mum thinks she’s Spielberg or Bruckheimer. I didn’t mind getting dressed in this costume cuz mum always gives me biscuits. However, she kept making me run over and over to her from the stairs. She kept moving the mask on my face. I really didn’t like it when she tied the…

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Three Fur Musketeers

Apollo 2006-2016 Daisy 2006-2013 Zeus 2006-2017 Mum is going to write this blog in memory of my brothers and sister, who she lost. These three pups I rescued from Texas. Zeus and Apollo were in an overcrowded animal shelter. They were two and three months old when I rescued them. Daisy was dumped at a PetSmart grooming center at three months old. I happened to go to PetSmart when she was…

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Pink Crocs

All the dogs on social media are wearing these crocs. I WANT A PINK PAIR, MUM! Mum said I would lose interest in them after about a week after I showed her the picture of these fashionable shoes. She’s exaggerating. I won’t lose interest in them. I’ll wear them every day. And, Pink is my fav color. They will look so cute on me. Plus, I want to have to post a picture of me wearing the crocs on…

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Instagram Bot

Alien Astroid Artificial intelligence is not so intelligent. Instagram has blocked me from posting on my profile, cuz it thinks I’m a bot and spamming. I don’t know why this happened, but I’m really annoyed with Instagram. A bot wouldn’t secure their account with two-factor verification multiple ways. A bot wouldn’t have a connected Facebook account. A bot wouldn’t apply to be Meta-verified.…

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Vegetables

Mum thinks she’s funny sometimes. She tried to feed me vegetables. Yuck! Especially, those things that look like trees. However, I did like the orange stick things. Even my BFF, Finn, ate the orange sticks and he’s really picky when it comes to hooman food. These fruity hooman cuisine mum tried to give it to me as a treat. This fruit crap is not a TREAT! She didn’t give me grapes cuz she said it…

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Only Fans

Mum said I needed to get a job. What kind of job can a pup do? I know I’m a pretty pupper and photogenic. I asked mum about my modeling. She had taken so many pictures of me and I always sit pretty posing for her when she tells me it’s time for me to get on the step. The modeling wasn’t bringing in any money yet, so mum said I had to start earning my keep. So, I got on mum’s mini iPad and…

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Mum's Baby

Mum says I’m her Baby for Life. She will be with me through my golden years and by my side until I have to go to dog heaven. Mum gets sad thinking about me leaving her one day, so she spoils me cuz dogs only live a short time. The people, who abandon their pets, mum doesn’t understand how they can do this. She sees so many posts on Instagram and TikTok of pups abandoned. This old dog, Elvis,…

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Black Dog Syndrome

Dis my best friend, Finn the Shadow. We have been best buds since I was four months old and he was one and a half years old. I can’t imagine life without him, cuz we have grown up together. Our mum and dad keep us together all the time. When I’m not with my mum, I’m with Finn’s mum and dad, who are like my pawrents, too, cuz they raised me as a puppy along with my mum. I’m so glad that Finn was…

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National Rescue Dog Day

I have my very own DAY! May 20th is National Rescue Dog Day. I feel like getting dressed up in my fav dress and putting flowers in my hair then strutting around town. Mum rescued me six years ago from the 4Paws4Life rescue. I’m so happy to be living the Good Life. Treats are plentiful. Hugs, pets, belly rubs and kisses every day. A warm, cozy bed I get to sleep in every night. However, there…

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Dog Cloning

Mum wishes I could live forever. She tells me this ALL the time. I tried to explain to her I’m a dog and we only live for a short time. This is one conversation we had. Mum: Jinxy, you need to live forever. Me: You know you can clone me then it will be like me living forever. Mum: How do you know about dog cloning? Me: I saw it on the news. Mum: But the pup wouldn’t be you. They wouldn’t…

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Daisy the Rottweiler

Mum’s fav breed is the Rottweiler. She took care of one when she was in college and every since then it’s the only dog she has been drawn to when she rescued pups. Before me, mum had rescued four Rottweilers. Three of them were mutt Rotties and one was a purebred. The purebred one, Daisy, was abandoned at the grooming center in a PetSmart. Mum happened to go to the PetSmart on the day she was…

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Chubby Rain

Rainy walkies today. There was hail that kept hitting me, so I tried to bite it. I wasn’t successful at biting the hail to make it stop hitting me. And, the rain was chubby rain. Big drops and lots of them. Mum said we couldn’t go on the full walk, cuz she got an alert that there was a tornado warning. I don’t know what a tornado is, but there were lots of thundering and lighting. This is the…

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Mother's Day

I didn’t get Mum a gift for Mother’s Day, well, actually I give her the gift of me every day. But since I don’t have a job and I’m a dog, I didn’t have any money to get mum a gift. When she comes home, I always wiggle and give her hugs. Even when she’s not gone for very long, I great her at the door with my butt wiggling and I rub up against her to let her know I’m really happy she is home. I…

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Cheerios

I LOVE Cheerios! Why? I dunno. I just do. Mum eats Cheerios every day, so I get to have my fav treat daily! Good thing I get to eat them every day cuz Mum only gives me a few. She said that Cheerios has fiber and she doesn’t want to clean up poo. I dunno what that means, but I gobble down whatever mum gives me. I hope Mum doesn’t stop eating Cheerios, cuz I want to get my treat!

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Super Sniffer Nose

Mum says I have a super sniffer nose. I like to stick my nose up people’s butts and get a good sniff. My nose is always sniffing and searching. Mum is sure that I’m part hunting dog cuz I’m led by my nose. The other pups she had two were Rottweiler and Labradors, but they didn’t sniff like I do. If my mum was ever taken, she is sure I could find her with my super sniffer nose. The police could…

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Tik Tok: This Dog Writes

Mum created a Tik Tok account for me. I don’t know what Tik Tok is, but she’s always got that box thing in my face. Sometimes, she’s laughing and I think she’s going insane when she’s doing that. I have no privacy now that I have a Tik Tok account. Mum takes videos of me doing almost everything. I can’t meditate without her putting that box in my face. There are posts of me getting ready for a…