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RIP Bella Swan you would love Mickey 17

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Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.

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Concept: Baba Yaga house walking around on chicken legs, being followed by one of those plastic Fisher-Price play houses on baby chick legs

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the worst thing about house of leaves is how Stupid I look reading it in public lmao. yes I know I’m holding the book upside down and turning it in circles

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*Valley Girl voice*: I must, like, not fear. Fear is literally the mind-killer. Like it’s basically the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will totally face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me, and? When it’s gone? I’m gonna like turn the inner eye to see its path! Where the fear has gone there will be literally nothing. Only I will remain.

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Imagine ur the mayor of belleville new jersey and there is this band that comes from new jersey and maybe u don't quite get them or like are kinda familiar with them but only on a surface level. But theyre super popular and their hometown is belleville so like obviously you wanna reward them for being so successful right, so you decide to give them the key to the city when the come home to play a show in new jersey on their new tour. So like you go to this show and then theyre all dressed up and roleplaying doing this like european fascist dictatorship thing and youre watching the lead singer do all this crazy shit and then theyre sat there eating fucking spaghetti while performing and you wonder if youve made the right decision but like you decide to give them all the key anyway bc ur already there and its like too late to back out now or whatever and then when youre doing the handover thing the same lead singer, without breaking character, all while maintaining a super bad european accent is like. here take some wheat and fish from this place i made up. Like youre just standing there in this fever dream of a key ceremony, bewildered and confused and holding a giant fish. Like. ????

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Mikey "I Don't Wanna Die a 3rd Time" Way

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What the fuck is mcr about

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spaghetti

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little kids make me laugh. i was at a party yesterday and a kid was there and she noticed that i have a long straight cut along the length of my thumb and asked about it, so i told her it was a cat scratch, almost healed, didn't hurt. and then she was sorta staring and touching it for a bit and went "you had bone surgery. because there were termites in your bones."

so i played along and went "oh man, i hope they got em all!" and she went "no. they put in more." lmao

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STAR WARS: ATTACK OF THE CLONES (2002) dir. George Lucas

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Guillermo Del Toro on AI "art"

SDCC 2025: Lucas Museum Of Narrative Art

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