thirstywhitedad
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anthony / 27 / massachusetts the blogger formerly known as thirstywhitemom
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thirstywhitedad · 10 hours ago
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gonna try using tumblr on my 3DS
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thirstywhitedad · 10 hours ago
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thirstywhitedad · 10 hours ago
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me: man i sure wish i could view images on a digital screen using an efficient 24-bit color display
the nefarious RGB tri-color LEDs:
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thirstywhitedad · 10 hours ago
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Okay
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thirstywhitedad · 10 hours ago
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thirstywhitedad · 15 hours ago
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you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act
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thirstywhitedad · 18 hours ago
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you could never make blazing saddles today. movies take a really long time to film and it's already 11am on the west coast. also most actors and film staff would probably like to spend christmas eve with their families.
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thirstywhitedad · 18 hours ago
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(shaking dice in cupped hands) c'mon daddy needs a new pair of money
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thirstywhitedad · 1 day ago
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on my bimonthly trip to Silent Hill to buy poly-fil
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thirstywhitedad · 1 day ago
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i would move heaven and earth to avoid hearing one single advertisement
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thirstywhitedad · 1 day ago
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A New "Evil Island" Has Been Discovered in the Galapagos - And Yep, The Finches There Evolved to Kick Babies
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thirstywhitedad · 1 day ago
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if you concentrate really hard you can exude all of your microplastics into a thin waxy layer, not unlike that of a babybel cheese
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Every day I learn something baffling about Massachusetts
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thirstywhitedad · 1 day ago
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thinking about this again
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thirstywhitedad · 2 days ago
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shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010
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thirstywhitedad · 2 days ago
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I think we're too harsh on medieval painters because this is legitimately what some poodle mixes look like
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