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yes I'm at Wendy's yes my cunt is out

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may god guide the glorious philadelphia eagles in their holy war against the infernal kansas city chiefs

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“If you don’t try gay sex for Valentine’s Day, when?”

Skopje, Macedonia

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Can I please see your balls I'm going through a lot right now

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god I just love waking up in the middle of the night. it’s unexpected me time and I get to wake & bake

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⚠️this is financial advice⚠️:

never buy anything

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Congress came very close on Wednesday to putting billionaire Elon Musk in the hot seat over his ongoing attempts to effectively take control of the U.S. government by infiltrating every federal agency. But the effort failed in a 19-20 decision.

The U.S. House Oversight and Government Reform Committee held a vote to subpoena Musk, put forward by ranking member Rep. Gerry Connolly, a Democrat from Virginia. Republican Rep. James Comer, the chairman of the committee and longtime ally of President Donald Trump, tried various tactics to hamper the motion, including by insisting it wasn’t debatable.

“Mr. Chairman, why don’t we want to debate Elon Musk coming in and talking to us about his work and how he has enriched himself for $64 billion?” one Democrat asked.

https://x.com/repsummerlee/status/1887214996557295962?s=61

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when did “lmao” become shorthand or w/e for “i’m fucking suffering”

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Its so sad there isnt a jorking it equivilent for food

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starts talking about my emotional state with 2 degrees of abstraction instead of 7 and the sniper across the street who i pay to keep me in line fires a warning shot thru my little hoop earring

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love the CC function on emails. "you should know about this but you don't have to take care of it."

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