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i hit the green tea so hard i can feel all the weather on earth happening at once

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1 in 2 women pee a little

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This teen girl on this j train just yelled really loud “does anyone care if we smoke weed” and waited a sec and her friend was like “raise your hand if you care “ and nobody did so now they are smoking . I love them

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15

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I think this is gonna be my last 4:20

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This teen girl on this j train just yelled really loud “does anyone care if we smoke weed” and waited a sec and her friend was like “raise your hand if you care “ and nobody did so now they are smoking . I love them

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scream?

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good evening

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me when i accidentally leave out an m in unrestrained summer fun

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Reddit sucks bc on there you make a comment like this and people downvote it but on here it would have 10 thousand notes

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fuuuuuuck I can't I'm busy. there's pollen tomorrow

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Well that's great honey. I hope God forgives you.

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we won

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im fucking sobbing why did they kill him twice in a row in the community notes