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It’s Okay

Hey, everyone! So @redmist108 made this intriguing series based on Undertale and their amalgamates. But this story focuses something similar to that. And I thought I wanted to make some kind of headcanon on that story. I hope you all like it and make sure to check Red mist out! Her content is so good!

Taco glanced down at the grass. Her head leaned against an oak tree right beside her. She took a deep breath as she glared at the monster in the distance. She scowled as she slightly frowned at the monster. “What am I going to do with you?” They spurred out groans and grunts in response. Their pink mixed with gray body dribbled down to the grass. Taco laid her palm upon her forehead. Her back slid against the tree as her eyes began to close. The landscape around her got darker, and darker, and darker. Till her eyes were shut. Closed. Nothing. She heard nothing. She felt nothing. Until she felt something spark around her: Warmth. Comfort. Taco was leaving a slight smile on her face as she felt it.

She heard the soft sound of grass rustling in harmony. The wind softly blew against Taco as her eyes began to slowly open. It felt blurry to her. The atmosphere had a pastel feel to it.

Taco’s feet laid on the ground, the soil soft as layers of Silk. The air as cool as a glacier but warm as a bright blaze. She shakily stood, unaware and lost. The world around her looked, peaceful. Eyes caught the sight of familiar faces.

She gazed at them and observed. Paintbrush and Lightbulb, lying against a trident maple. Paintbrushes face, calm, the hair drooped against their face as their arm was wrapped around Lightbulb, their smiles both in harmony. The alliance, laying on the mint green grass. Counting the cotton candy like clouds in the sky. Their eyes shimmering as the sun fluttered against their faces. Test Tube and Fan, both gingerly holding their egg as if it was one of their own. They exchanged smiles as they felt a stroke the egg’s tender shell.

Taco’s eye’s widened, she had never seen a place so peaceful and calm. A place with no worries. Where everyone is happy. She glanced behind her and saw knife, tissues and Yin Yang asleep on the grass. Dreaming perhaps. The silence filled her with bliss. But she broke the silence with her light tone of voice, “Hello?” Baseball moved his head towards Taco, confused. He slightly stood up. “Taco, is that you?” Taco gave a feeble smile. Her mind lost in space. “Yes, hello Baseball. Good to see yo-” Paintbrushes light blond hair flipped back as they stood up from the grass. “What’s she doing here?” He sneered. Taco scoffed at Paintbrushes accusation. “What am I doing here? What are YOU all doing here? Have you not noticed what has happened to you all?” The objects peered at each other before Nickel was the first to respond. “Wha….What do you mean?” Taco’s heart beated quickly. They didn’t remember.

Suitcase lowered her head. She knew what was going on. “You mean when we….?” Taco slowly nodded. Suitcase slowly shook. She strolled into Taco’s view and asked with concern, “Is Balloon ok? I remember us finishing the challenge and he saw us, and we, we….” Tears rolled down suitcases face. Her voice hiccuped as stammered, “I m-miss him… he’s my best friend…” Taco glanced down at the grass. Not a word. She looked back up at Suitcase. She laid her hand on her face to calm her down. “I haven’t seen Balloon. I haven’t seen anyone but Me Phone since this happened. But I will do my best to find him.” Suitcase sniffed and smiled as Baseball stood right beside her. “Y-you think so?” “I know so,” Taco replied.

“Now, my largest query of all of this is where are all of you? And do you still feel like yourselves back…home?” Lightbulb glanced at Paintbrush. Paintbrush gave an awkward shrug. She began to slightly blush. Her bulb started to brighten as she wrapped her arms around herself. “Well, I’ll tell ya this. Even if we��re up here, doing all of this stuff, I still feel myself clung onto Painty. Which was the last thing I remembered before we found this place. Paintbrush smiled in embarrassment. Its hair drooped again and covered his right eye. “Heh, yeah. Even if we are here, I can still myself with her. As like, one person. Like I’m half asleep, and this is my dream but I still feel awake.” Taco chimed seemingly as she stepped closer to the objects. “ I’m sorry this all happened to you. And I will do my best to bring you all back.” They all smiled towards each other.

Until Taco heard a voice from behind. 2 voices it was. “ You’re gonna do great Taco!” Taco turned around and stared in shock. “Microphone and Soap…?” It was like seeing a ghost. The visions from when the two were brought together flashed before Taco as a reminder. “You were the One’s who brought me here?” Mic giggled. “Well, we didn’t know who.” “We felt someone keeping us safe from what we became, but we couldn’t tell who. So we had to see for ourselves.” Soap added. Taco gazed at them. “Are you going to be ok….?” Microphone and Soap exchanged smiles. “When you helped us so much, we KNOW were in good hands.” Microphone softly spoke. “Yeah, don’t worry about us Taco.” Soap said as the contestants smiled behind her. There was a flash of light. With the words echoed, “It’s okay. We’re okay.”

Taco opened her eyes. The gray and pink creature stared down at her. Taco gave a slight gasp as she sat up. She felt her eyes slightly watering. The sun rushed past her face. She stood up and stared at the amalgamate. “Was that a vision? Did you two do that?”

The fusion wrapped their arm around Taco. A slight surprise came to her as she looked up at the two. She gave a slow sigh as she looked down and smiled softly. “I worry too much for my own good. I know, I know, it’s okay. You’re okay.”

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W H E E ZW

REBLOG IF YOU WOULD DATE A TRANS-BOY OR TRANS-GIRL

THIS IS IMPORTANT

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Imm super fucking sad help

Hhhhh I just want to vent to someone right now-

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Have some n i c e ship art 👌

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Go on tumblr they said

Talk to people they said

IT WOULD BE F U N THEY SA I D

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For writers!

Instead of said, consider:

For normal responses:

stated

spoke

remarked

reported

For question responses:

added

asked

required 

requested

begged

For answered responses:

answered

replied

retorted

explained

acknowledged

responded

For happy responses:

rejoiced

laughed

giggled

sang

cheered

smirked

marvelled 

smirked

chimed

For loud responses:

shouted

belted

yelled

shrieked 

screamed

boomed

exclaimed

called

For quiet responses:

murmered

mumbled

muttered

breathed

sighed

hissed

mouthed

uttered

intoned

susurrated

purred

gasped

hinted

spoke softly

spoke in a hushed tone

insinuated

For worried/nervous responses: 

quaked

trembled

stammered

stuttered

gulped

For angry responses:

demanded

hissed

fumed

thundered

snapped

sneered

barked

ranted

grunted

roared

bellowed

For bossy responses:

commanded

ordered

dictated

insisted

For crying responses:

cried

sobbed

groaned

bawled

whined

For silent responses:

thought

pondered

wondered

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Did u just say shit about the bfb contestants??????

8-Ball fans, grab ur favorite numbers!

Balloony fans, grab ur earth!

Barf Bag fans, grab ur barf molecules!

Basketball fans, grab ur notepads!

Bell fans, grab ur strings!

Black Hole fans, grab ur jars of cyanide!

Blocky fans, grab ur prank shows!

Bomby fans, grab ur bananas!

Book fans, grab ur insults towards taco!

Bottle fans, grab ur trees and fortune cookies!

Bracelety fans, grab ur Ice Cube love letters!

Bubble fans, grab ur yoylecake!

Cake fans, grab ur favorite glowing cube!

Clock fans, grab ur clock hands!

Cloudy fans, grab ur collections!

Coiny fans, grab ur slugs!

David fans, grab ur “aw seriously"s!

Donut fans, grab ur diaries!

Dora fans, grab ur islands!

Eggy fans, grab ur nonexistent egg yolks!

Eraser fans, grab ur ambiguously red balls!

Fanny fans, grab ur hate!

Firey Jr., grab ur incapacitated Braceletys!

Firey fans, grab ur Dream Islands!

Flower fans, grab ur announcer crushers!

Foldy fans, grab ur games of rps!

Fries fans, grab ur grotatoes!

Gaty fans, grab ur strategies!

Gelatin fans, grab ur steakhouses!

Golf Ball fans, grab ur underground factories!

Grassy fans, grab ur communicator dishes!

Ice Cube fans, grab ur frisbees!

Leafy fans, grab ur maps to Yoyleland!

Lightning fans, grab ur clarifications!

Liy fans, grab ur support!

Lollipop fans, grab ur fork repellent!

Loser fans, grab ur liar balls!

Marker fans, grab ur dirt!

Match fans, grab ur break times!

Naily fans, grab ur nail puns!

Needle fans, grab ur rice cake stars!

Nickel fans, grab ur crayons!

Pen fans, grab ur PENISLANDs!

Pencil fans, grab ur Freesmart Supervans!

Pie fans, grab ur complete acceptance!

Pillow fans, grab ur fortunes!

Pin fans, grab ur farms!

Puffball fans, grab ur prizes!

Remote fans, grab ur bombs!

Robot Flower fans, grab ur signals!

Roboty fans, grab ur morse code translators!

Rocky fans, grab ur infinite matter generators!

Ruby fans, grab ur mini-fridges!

Saw fans, grab ur 8-Ball fumes!

Snowball fans, grab ur arms!

Spongy fans, grab ur planes!

Stapy fans, grab ur staples!

Taco fans, grab ur jawbreakers!

Teardrop fans, grab ur paper and markers!

Tennis Ball fans, grab ur wall teleporters!

Tree fans, grab ur bottles!

TV fans, grab ur stock images!

Woody fans, grab ur copies of WIJTTEFET!

Yellow Face fans, grab ur products!

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Go ham

A smut art meme, in the same vein of the gore meme, with outfit/theme prompts! Remember to specify if you’re uncomfortable with any of the prompts, and tag art appropriately when finished.

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S C R E A M S

about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but

there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg 

15 hour adventure starting now

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PREACH

Life is just a bunch of fucking hentai, where you go on the internet and look up Object Show porn.

Responding to this means you accept this type of fate.

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Requests r open-

Nsfw and sfw is aloud

W h e e z e

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TONKEY GUN

I decided to make another Donkey-Kong-Inspired name generator and I apologize in advance for how messy this is gonna get.

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SCREAMS IN DESPACITO

lollipop! loves! girls….