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Golden Calf // One-Liners with Tourette's
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In retrospect the conspiracies over 5G were even funnier. This was your 5th G. You had four previous Gs to get used to this idea.
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I don't know what those '90s sci Fi TV writers were putting in their shows but I wish they'd start doing it again
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starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club
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Asking BG3 characters to pick you up pads
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Retrieving bread from the infinite bread dimension.
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Moon Eater~ I hope everyone had a wonderful holiday and ate everything and more!
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The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk
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