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It’s such a shame that ben shapiro insists on the whole alt right thing. I really do think he’d make a killing voicing animated squirrels
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhekuli_Biya
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Something I find incredibly cool is that they’ve found neandertal bone tools made from polished rib bones, and they couldn’t figure out what they were for for the life of them.
Until, of course, they showed it to a traditional leatherworker and she took one look at it and said “Oh yeah sure that’s a leather burnisher, you use it to close the pores of leather and work oil into the hide to make it waterproof. Mine looks just the same.”
“Wait you’re still using the exact same fucking thing 50,000 years later???”
“Well, yeah. We’ve tried other things. Metal scratches up and damages the hide. Wood splinters and wears out. Bone lasts forever and gives the best polish. There are new, cheaper plastic ones, but they crack and break after a couple years. A bone polisher is nearly indestructible, and only gets better with age. The more you use a bone polisher the better it works.”
It’s just.
50,000 years. 50,000. And over that huge arc of time, we’ve been quietly using the exact same thing, unchanged, because we simply haven’t found anything better to do the job.
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discard EVERYTHING I have said about bugs. They are just misinterpreted :(.
Here are some of my favorite bugs!!
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Major human pastimes:
frying dough
classifying things and then arguing about the classifications
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yknow it really bothers me that 95% of conversations i've seen about gifted kid burnout are neurotypicals talking about "oh these kids are upset they don't get to feel special anymore"
as opposed to "yeah these kids have severe self-esteem issues because the only thing they were ever praised for as children was how smart they are and how quickly they learn and now they can't do things if they don't know how to do it immediately because they're terrified of failure because their love always felt so conditional on their performance even if it wasn't"
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Lucio Corsi & Topo Gigio - "Nel blu dipinto di blu"
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some of the sweetest and most tender hearted people online are isopod hobbyists, like i like isopods and i think they’re neat, so i get their content recommended, but I wouldn’t get weepy or upset or feel bad about a single new isopod baby getting loose but people will post threads like “i changed the food in a tank with newborn isopods in it and didn’t realize I didn’t get them ALL off the kibble and i dropped a baby on the carpet and ive been looking everywhere for it” and people will reply giving them genuinely helpful and sweet suggestions for finding this isopod baby the size of a pinhead??? it’s precious and sometimes I go to their subreddit to feel less threatened by the world
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I think I just found the only reasonable exchange involving two people with opposing views on porn to ever exist on this website
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"La prima cosa che guardi in una donna", domanda realmente posta a Cristiano Malgioglio
#Quanto apprezzo ricevere notizie su Sanremo solo attraverso tumblr#Apprezzo il sacrificio di chi lo guarda al posto mio
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I think "they don't even have X" is one of those memes that's actually funnier in its original context than in anything that's been done with it subsequently. Like, in its original context, this is a joke about a man who has lived his entire adult life alone in a swamp cold-reading the atmosphere of a corporate workplace and deciding that appealing to the receptionist's sense of working-class solidarity is going to get him in the door, and it fucking works.
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